Patio Lanterns

The People Person's Paper Podcast

We reveal our Song of the Summer 2019.

EVICTION NOTICE - HIGH FIVE

Randy and Kurt are both getting evicted. Being bald is like a 5 gum commercial. Ryan talks about coasting through red lights. A young girl befriends a fox. We reminisce about the summer of 2013. Controversial Toy Story artwork surfacing on the internet.

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Randy vs The Caveman who you got?

Caveman absolutely spits fire at guys who cannot figure out how to look good at the gym. Randy had a blast throwing gainers off the dock at Bowen [Bow-en] Island. Our Manhunter petition was extremely successful - thanks to all of those who signed! A$AP Rocky is bad or good...We don't know! Recycling is not gay. A moose absolutely sends it off the cliff and there are BEARS on the moon!

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Know your land, know your prey

We start a petition to bring 2 fugitives to justice. Is Kurt in your radius, what about everything else that is important to you? Swarms of hyper-intelligent bugs wreak havoc at Kurt's house. Unannounced visits are vital to healthy relationships.

Get Mantracker to track down Bryer Schmegelsky and Kam McLeod

Sign our petition towards the RCMP http://chng.it/dPskSLkWkf

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- into skateboarding

- good grades in all my classes

- helps mom and dad at the farm when needed

RAINDROP GOES UP AGAINST MIKE GAMBLIN IN THIS ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH OF A RAP BATTLE. Young girl gets tossed up in the air by a bison while on a visit to a national park...but she landed it! Goggles...in or out? And is Coffey Anderson trading his cowboy hat for a tinfoil hat? We discuss.

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NEWSFLASH PEOPLE: Cats are fatter than ever. Stop feeding them so many vegetables.

In this episode, Randy and Kurt sit down and really delve into some significant topics such as: mysterious local vandalism, government conspiracies, unhealthy diets for animals, and work faux pas.

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Thanks to Castanet and Oneindia News for the audio clips!

The Poetry Podcast

Our #kawhi watch has ended (insert Jon Snow). Scents by Youell™ is revealed to the world. Kurt performs a dramatic reading...Randy is perplexed. Would you rathers, power moves, song of the summer noms...this episode has got it all people! Except Stranger Things, we do NOT talk about that.

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We are clapping!!!

Ryan passes out in a park somewhere before celebrating Canada Day. Kurt leaves the country for 5 whole days and only has 1 urinal rant to show for it. We have been paying very, very close attention to NBA free agency #kawhiwatch. And something about Mats Zuccarello (hockey player for our non sports fans fans) being a lizard.

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THE BEST SOUNDING EPISODE YET

Randy finally learns how to use his podcast microphone. Kurt is really getting into broadway/musical soundtracks. DST update!!! What's the deal with farmer's markets? And how can a bee (single) spice up your sex life? Nothing else really happens, but this episode sounds fantastic.

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We're knee deep in the lake of PODCASTING.

UPDATE ON THE LOST EPISODE. Ryan is not getting enough ice cream. Kurt slips and falls and you won't believe what happens next! Seattle - the Wifi-less city. Ryan gives surfing a go, with hilarious results (LOL). Is Drake a bigger factor in the Raptors' success than we think??

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