Patio Lanterns

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Patio Lanterns episodes

  • The Fantastic Four

    We trim down our Song of the Summer nominations to just 4 in suspenseful fashion.

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    38 min
  • Rocky Mountain High

    THE MYTH BUSTIN' PODCAST

    Kurt visits the MILE HIGH CITY (5280ft). More airport experiences. Altitude sickness is a hoax. Denver dong. Today's angsty music releases. What does a movie producer do? Midweek beers. Our upcoming grad reunion. Our COMPLETE Song of The Summer 2022 nominee list.

     

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Make sure you’re travel ready

    WestJet won't stop emailing us. Big Blake Shelton floods the stampede. Rhino gets stopped going through customs in the airport. Bachelor parties are too tame these days. Randy incites the local San Francisco population with his insistence on referring to the city as "San Fran". Boyd Autobody wins the rodeo.

     

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    41 min
  • What flavor is blackberry?

    Lil Huddy ain't Lil anymore. Kurt is looking forward to see Big Blake Shelton on stage this coming weekend. Ryan experiences beach power moves. Kurt attends wine school. And congratulations to PATONE 17-3938 Very Peri for winning color of the year!

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    42 min
  • You Can’t Call Me Al

    Paul Simon loses Song of the Summer again. Ryan is fascinated by the big toilet bowls in Europe. Congrats to those and their fans too. Elevation is a hoax. 1 month THICC BOI™ update and it is thick. More SOTS nominations.

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    37 min
  • Girls don’t like boys, girls like iphones and money

    - Rando is on the move to the land down under...Austria.

    - Checking in on the THICC BOI™ progress

    - Android boys worldwide are getting turned down at an astonishing rate

    - Several new Song of the Summer nominations 

    - Naked man carjacking

    - Combine celebrities, ice cubes, and bachelor/bachelorette parties. What do you get?

    - Pet instagram accounts

     

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    42 min
  • Raging B

    The Battle of Alberta has us raging in different ways. We bring in our top 2 analysts (ourselves) to discuss the amount of betting ads in the hockey world. US hockey broadcasts and the crazy amount of color commentators and analysts at their disposal. Men's hygiene. Ryan finds himself in a predicament. 

     

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    40 min
  • Mind Your Own Lawn

    Stratas need to back off. Chiming in on the anti-lawn movement. Ospreys wreaking havoc in Lake Country! Kelowna (Lake Country) brewery raising money and we don't like it. KelownaNow is corrupt. Is being an Oilers fan like being a divorced dad? 

     

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    42 min
  • Vin Cringe

    Vin Diesel's cringey instagram posts cause the director of Fast X, Justin Lin, to quit. Kurt is off the market. Ryan completes in the Sun Run. Open up the song of the summer nominations for 2022! If the world ended would you still brush your teeth? Adjusting your rearview mirror while stopped at a light is badass. 4/20 accountants.

     

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Criss Human

    REGULAR GUY

     

    We went golfing and then to see Santana live in concert! Mindfreak is getting a prequel? OJ Simpson sounds off on Will Smith. The pizza time process - Kurt breaks it down for the listeners. One of us has Covid. Is having a podcast a dating asset or liability? Is Brad Pitt too hot? Is Timothée Chalamet too hot? Kurt 2022 movie reviews. A new plant delivery service.

     

    Nominate us for BEST HAIR REMOVAL

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    1 hr 20 min

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