This is a very inspirational episode of Hearview Hotel.  Henrietta and Merna kick off the episode with a gorgeous version of Go Tell It On The Mountain.  Reed quizzes a young man about baking and simple mathematics, Matt works out time zone issues with a man at the front desk of a hotel, we pitch Leroy Boots' songs in accordance with Grandmother Against Drunk Driving, we gain and then immediately lose a permanent 4th member of our quartet, Reed inquires about meeting his biological parents, and we see if there is a bed big enough to snuggle with them and the adoptive parents, Big Randy and Samantha.  We have MONEY.  Trust us.  We close the episode with a clip of a nice young gentleman taking a bong rip and then promptly puking on his friend's head.  

Closing music is "Traffic Jam" by Devil's Hollow

A complaint from our sponsor, John Carrington of Carrington's Hot Tubs and Vacuum Repair, opens the episode. The guys compare the sizes of their TVs again, Matt fills us in on his 2nd apartment and virtual reality, we tell Dramamine stories (don't do this), we make some calls about vaping sponsorships, burger sponsorships and 16 grown boys coming in from Sacramento looking for tacos which can be smashed into a burger patty. We also root out the assholes who made an offensive music video at a restaurant chain. Spoiler alert, he is a white dude who is anywhere from 5'8 to 5'12 (six feet, even). We also relive the painful experience of Matt's 3 legged dog being chemically castrated by a corrupt veterinarian and discuss the alleged sex island which is co-owned (allegedly) by Yngwie Malmsteen and David Avocado Woof (allegedly). Allegedly.

We call some restaurants to ask about getting some food for Matt's rapping meteorologist niece, Cayla. Reed lives alone and likes to dine inside at fast food restaurants with a mask. Entrepreneur Donn Bakon gets wasted and throws his road sodas out the window heading through South Bend on the way up to Detroit. Matt used shampoo for... something and is wondering if the porn shop has any treatment for that. Also, Reed almost pukes when he watches "Buck Chugging".

Closing music is Devil's Hollow's track "Demon's Down"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G8Mu408UKQ

Reed is really into John Petrucci and a conspiracy theory about Fantasy Football being used by Jeff Bezos and the globalists to wirelessly transmit the novel coronavirus to God fearing Christian Americans. He also let thieves get away with all of our money at a Spank show at Ruta Maya. Dana from a church in Bulverde writes in and complains about her son seeing our podcast, and Reed farts really hard in the Spank jam room while blaming it on others. There is lingering tension between he and Matt because of this. A new remix called "More Like a Dog" came out of a football coach's inspirational speech, anti maskers take flight, and terrible music reviews ensue. An original tune from Matt concludes the episode.

More Like a Dog Remix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kwJBitOAqc

Matt Cain - New Juice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYeYSF4zfMo

Aside from a track Jared and Matt made toward the end of Nadis Warriors tour this episode is all about super cute cat pics. Happy Thanksgiving! See you in church on Sunday!

Matt Cain/Jared Ingebretson - Excelsior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUrBu4-dhks

The debut of Gaping Dad and Pillow Biter's anthem to the alleged shocking and disturbing sexual habits of David Avocado Wolfe has arrived! In addition, we dissect more Kitzi content, advertise Fleshlight's new device/social media app, witness diapers in a gas station, and aliens who need to borrow your phone. Wake yo ass up early, put the fuckin' dumplings down, and get on the bus! You'll be so god damn fuckin' tired by time you get to New Hope that you won't be struttin' that ass!

Gaping Dad & Pillow Biter - David Avocado Woof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbILOXa1-6A

Cheeseburgers, a prog rock remix/advertisement for Carrington's Hot Tubs and Vacuum Repair, homophobic coachdads, virtual reality, the singularity, Motely Crue, Stephen Baldwin, gear talk, grandmaphobia, Thumb-man, and a renegade cougar are on the table. We don't need no cats. We need more dogs! Step on his feet!

Carrington's Hot Tubs and Vacuum Repair Advertisement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlmENeSOMZE

New day, new sponsor. Carrington's Hot Tubs and Vacuum Repair has been very kind to us and we honor them by attempting to read their copy several times. Matt finally synced up Spank's tune, Toad Battle Suite pt. 3, to a scene in Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain" and it is debuted in this episode. Reed huffed Freon and took elevator hits in high school and lived to tell about it in this episode. Is graduating from high school on mushrooms more dumb than driving to the beach on mushrooms with no gas money, having to beg for said gas money while still on mushrooms, and then cutting across a median on Interstate 37? Have you ever seen a guy with mulletlocks or watched an idiot smoke salvia and talk to his mom?

Spank - Toad Battle Suite pt. 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGiHq7id7gk

Reed thinks that taking care of his kids is somehow more important than reading over the copies given to us by our sponsors, so he is scolded. Reed doesn't read reads well. Matt debuts a remix of the Hands on a Hardbody documentary and talks about playing Gruene Hall while Reed lectures him about going to therapy for his anxiety. Reed doesn't know what a CPU is, and that's fine. We watch people freak out on a subway (not the sandwich shop this time), and a middle school band getting stoked on summer. They are way better than Reed and Matt's high school band, called No Refill. Jared isn't the only one who can't get closer to the mic BTW. At the end of the episode, there is an original tune by Matt called "4th".

Truck Make Money Remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tBFcdgQCA

Matt Cain - 4th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMGdYN-IzFE

We jump right into a remix Matt made of the gentleman commenting on the dead raccoon in the McDonald's, and we go on a lengthy discussion about music gear and why to not start your set with a "jam". The poopcast continues with 1.5 hours of diarrhea pictures (not really). This is H-Town mayne, you just can't come in here with that bullshit. We take a look at a nice young lady who just wants to "f*** all night, b****" during a flight, more terrible actors hired to be the recipient of exorcisms, and we keep with the sandwich theme by showing an anti-masker losing his shit in a Subway while Jared praises Matt's sandwich field research.

Call The Health Department Remix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smOPMBMXilw