Casey returns and producer and guitarist Nick Doe (Doesme) joins us for his first appearance on Hearview Hotel. We're talkin' an Angry Grandma remix by Matt, an original tune by Doesme called "Billish Yam", we watch a TV producer lose his mind during a numbingly terrible version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart", we expose Reed completely and objectively for farting during the podcast, Casey is shown hating the living hell out of the Dad Heads segment, and we discuss how we all started the process of picking the individual parts of songs apart to understand them and how for some of us punk and grunge music provided an entry way into playing and understanding music. Also on the table is a selection from an awful movie called American Streetfighter and a terrible gig in Wisconsin where we bailed out by having Jared pose as a member of our crew to inspect the venue. Spoiler alert: there was no crew.

Angry Grandma - Tornader (Remix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OxHE_5PJkE

Doesme - Billish Yam https://soundcloud.com/user-498214256/doesme-billish-yam

Matt debuts a remix of WAP by Cardi B but being covered by Gilbert Gottfried fronted by a metal band. An action packed Dad Heads segment features a great idea to convince your kids that their dad will get life in prison if they continue to use bad language at school. Reed takes acid on a road trip to Kansas and gets into a verbal dispute with a member of our crew, pool managers freak out on teenagers, and Jared goes full Randy on people at HIS pool for partyin' too dang hard. But maybe the best part of the episode is a very low resolution, grainy looking tour through Reed's dark home.

Gilbert Gottfried - WAP Remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRswo7V76BE

9/11 Edition! We discuss quadruple cheeseburgers, driving to Corpus Christi with no gas or money on a headful of mushrooms, hitting deer with grill guards, where we were on 9/11, blind nationalism, Trump boats sinking, Matt's old band Megatits in Outerspace, and we view a selection from Hands on a Hardbody. ALSO, Matt premieres a funky track regarding QAnon Karens, co-opts a track from RMR, who co-opted his track from Rascal Flatts.

QAren Remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eshm2zhMH8U

Rascal Remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmA4JTIXkhU

Basically, people don't know whether we're assholes or joking about 95% of the time, OK? Matt debuts a new remix of a man praising the qualities of insufflated sperm in order to communicate with aliens. We discuss the Benadryl challenge, how Reed's money isn't worth shit to Matt's mom, near death experiences in small airplanes, men threatening to beat dicks into the ground all day long, flying babies, tordaderz, bio-TVs, and more terrible music.

Sperm Religion Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plHPSXxAoTY

*Edit* "Dad Heads" didn't get exported at around 48 minutes so you will hear us stupidly bobbing our heads to music that only we could hear

A dead raccoon inside McDonald's is some damn buuullshit! We get into some Your Mom's House Remixes Matt made, lots of farts, a discussion on impermanence and the anxiety that goes with it. Going to see Limp Bizkit after being picked up from church camp, bothering Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead at the Las Vegas airport, bad music, and Jared's issues with the local recycling guy are on the table.

Ed Asner Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TLS-8-0_E Ed

Asner is a Racist Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsLaZI9GS_s

Jared and Matt jump from dad talk straight into a remix of Kitzi Klown's bizarre "CBT" video we saw in episode 7. Circus vibes. Matt finally breaks Jared with a video of a young gentleman snorting his sperm to communicate with aliens. Jared recalls his story on how he tried to sell Matt on Taco Bell while touring, my dad gets pissed at a local pizza joint, a fight inside of a planetarium, horny meth-heads, rich people and their exotic animals... "HE HIT MY CAR AND HE IS TRYING TO LEAVE!!!"

Kitzi Klown remix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEloGwk5-cs

Welp, this episode gets weird quickly. It's just Reed and Matt, and we kick it off with a new remix of the spikey haired youth pastor we saw in episode 6 (LINK BELOW). Would we have gone to church more if there was better music in the Lutheran church? The new "Dad Heads" segment sees dad ponder how to explain religion to his kids. Do your kids' parents believe differently? Who cares? Who? More neighbor problems abound. Does snorting your own sperm lead to successful communication with aliens? If you play with your balls for like 45/55 minutes will you cum super hard? Going EVEN further, is eating your own sperm considered incest? Because you ate all those tiny little animals? We listened to a pimply faced Ben Shapiro recite the lyrics to WAP, and we learn how to communicate "cum dumpster" with sign language. We are both 35 years old.

Syncopation Remix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjqRyIlFHuI

SPANK Edition! Well almost. Nick Doe coudn't make it but the rest of Spank joins Jared and I for this crazy episode. Jelqing, tripping too hard, giving the evil eye to your bandmates, throwing renegade parties in Wimberley with Funkotron, more lunacy from David Avocado Wolfe, Vegoose 2005, and fights with harmonica sit-ins... it's all here.

This is a monster episode featuring Andrew Winkler aka Gaping Dad aka Metranohm. We debut a remix of the ORAL SEX DEMON video found in episode 4 (linked below). Andrew discusses his work with Gaping Dad and the appearance of his tunes on Tom Segura and Christina P's Your Mom's House Podcast, the Hearview Hotel of Gaping Dad's "Mommy's Fart Anthem" (also linked below), King Ass Ripper, some new speakers he built, getting threatened by a Las Vegas local wielding a duffel bag full of luncheon meat while we were tripping on mushrooms after the inaugural Vegoose Festival in 2005, De Anza Jig and Andrew's mysterious discovery of Primus, and the return of Kitzi the Clown. How dumb is David Avocado Wolfe? Below is a link to an old remix Matt did trying to parody how dumb he is.

Gaping Dad - Mommy's Fart Anthem https://soundcloud.com/gaping-dad/mommys-fart-anthem

Oral Sex Demon Remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUZTK36k1o0

Oral Sex Demon Remix (extended) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_5lGeFNEo

Matt Cain - Avocado's 4 Life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5t4UiDPAeE

Jared bailed so Reed and Matt jump right into pregnant clowns, Only Fans, dial up porn, QAnon, Reed's ketamine experience, intervals being banned by the church, GG Allin... OH and Matt did a short remix of the pick up artists we saw in episode 5.

Tongue in Mouth Remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mGztyxkyr0