Reed talks about how he passed out at a Les Claypool show, then we pitch Reed as a motivational speaker/drummer to various businesses.

It's cool man, we're best friends.

Granny downloads a scammer's rap from his computer and makes fun of him for it. Then we listen back to someone talking to Patriot in an exclusive interview. And yes, Patriot consented to the recording of the call, as you can hear in the first 20 seconds of the episode.

"If you're recording this, I want you to play this. I don't want you to edit it or nothing.

-Jason

Never give up, never surrender, never roll up the sleeve.

We call a motel and order them a pizza, then we catch up on a Patriot livestream.

Casey is sitting there with that mustache judging you all for still being subscribed. #unsubscribe

Two guys sit around and talk about things that they're unqualified to talk about. Then they discover that AI is fake news. #unsubcribe

Kickin' it old school with my boy Reed and Patriot. Then we call two churches of Scientology and talk to our friends.

Two hosts of Patriot Parody Podcast talk to each other and then an old lady verbally assaults scammers for a long time in this 100% DIY, 350 subscriber limit, old school type of pandemic-era podcast episode that your mom would gladly listen to. You will unsubscribe from this channel. You will do it now.

Gimme back the beat. We once again step on all of your feet. Let me once again remind you that we are over our subscriber limit of 350 and Reed is still pissed about it.

We call a record shop and the Church of Scientology in New Zealand to shoot the breeze after talking to a skeptical Publisher's Clearing House scammer.