1. granny blasts Ice Cube for scammers while driving to Target

2. Casey plays Eruption on bass for strangers

3. Remote barbershop quartet

4. The inner workings of a Whitesnake music video

5. Youtube's inability to detect sarcasm or nuance

6. Midjourney update

We're covering Patriot for almost an entire episode. This is mainly because he is leveling some wild accusations at us, but there are many other reasons. At the end of the episode we call in a prayer for him and hear some outtakes from -----.

Figure it out

To start out, there is a snippet of an unreleased scambait to a particularly dense scammer pretending to be from the FBI. He told me I had a package of 28 million dollars held at customs and that I needed to pay for the shipping in the form of (you guessed it) Frank Stallone. Uh, I mean gift cards. He wanted gift cards. In the podcast, we make a Truth Social account and witness the bottom of the internet. We also call up MyPillow about getting MySlippers (a real thing), and complain that they won't sell a single MySlipper, on account of Reed only having one foot. Then we're given Mike Lindell's "personal" email to air our grievances.

Another one

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A scammer gets looped in with an adult video store, we leave weird voicemails for Publisher's Clearing House scammers, get accused (again) of being Kitboga, and then order our friend Valkyrie a pizza.

These scammers tried to take $180,000 from granny by claiming that she needs to pay that amount in taxes on the 38 million dollars that she "won" from the Publisher's Clearing House. We convinced them to connect to our virtual machine so we could retrieve their IP address and reveal it to them.

A very hard intro leads to a discussion about middle school dances. Then our friend Del joins us for a reputable, genuine, and super serious discussion about politics. And of course we discuss the ongoing love/hate relationship that we have with an absolute nutjob. And then we check out Mike Portnoy's goatee and find it inferior to the one belonging to Home Improvement star Richard Karn.

A scammer has a hard time with an old lady, we watch one of Patriot's unhinged drunken rants during a livestream (warning: what he says is disturbing), we call some burger joints and tell them they're doing a great job, and use pitch shifters way too much.