We compare keyboards, discuss Randy Newman's crimes against humanity, explore Fred Durst's involvement in the Illuminati, watch a puberty video, check out a patriotic barbershop quartet, entertain the idea that Ivana Trump is Q, and listen to rising star Glefy Brauly's take on classics "Another Brick In The Wall" and "No Woman No Cry".

Ladies and gentlemen, Gaping Dad

We call the Church of Scientology with no real game plan and end up offering to buy them a meal of their choice, which they and 3 or 4 other places decline. But then we call a nostalgic location and meet Valkyrie, who accepts our offer. At the end of the episode is our follow-up call with Valkyrie where she tells us what she wants, and then we order her a pepperoni pineapple pizza.

We discover the show "Doc" which features Billy Ray Cyrus and expose how quickly the producers chose to exploit 9/11 by making a propaganda-filled special a mere 2 months after the attack. Then we dissect the speech habits of adult film stars.

We call the Scientology folks about making our own homemade e-meter, but then we start looping them into other churches, and we're playing Ween in the background. Then we call up a couple of guitar shops and they try to figure out what's happening. The rest of the episode is a couple of terrible songs that we love along with Christian infighting.

We look into modern broadcast voices, check in with Jason Andrew Wright, go on a nihilist rant, analyze a band's first studio session, and come up with an idea for a new game show.

We delve into Scientology's attempt to indoctrinate children with rad music videos showcasing the lavish lifestyle one can have by joining their cult. Then we call the church of Scientology to ask them about it and we discover some interesting things about the involvement of jazz legends Chick Corea and Stanley Clarke.

Total bummer of a sponsor, John Carrington, joins us and judges us harshly about our reading comprehension and our lack of viewers while we ridicule him for his ancient views on social issues. Then we watch an unhinged Patriot tell us about how much he hates abortion, but it turns out that he has actually aborted his own baby in typical hypocritical fashion.

Smokestack Montgomery and the Back 40 are here to get on the phone and tell strangers working at pizza shops to "check this out" while shredding guitar solos.

In this episode: face melting guitar solos, Casey's awkward interaction with Oz Noy, and our discovery of artificial intelligence text-to-image software called Midjourney. If you're an audio listener, this is going to be a weird one for you. For our viewers, this will also be weird.