Remi Folder calls around to find out where to drop off a load of *bleep* for a cramselter installation for the 4th of July. Then we have a contest to find out who can read the copy that John Carrington's Hot Tub and Vacuum Repair the most professionally. Then another person pees in front of a crowd at a concert for some reason. We're noticing a pattern here.

We talk about what it means to be dumb, the relationship Casey has with Bob Dylan's music, the cure for dry elbows, the lame sport of professional diving, road rage, but possibly most important a guy tries to argue with a Trump supporter by telling him that illegal immigrants have just as much of a right to bear arms as citizens of the United States. And then we watch former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski speak to an imaginary child about poopies and being a big boy.

A guy recites a poem he wrote for his Only Fans subscribers, we talk about eating habits and watch wacky vids. Then we call up a weird bed and breakfast to hear a big dispute in the background, and make an echo-filled sludge metal call about borrowing a tire whip.

Hi, is this Kevin? We had a couple of questions. We talk about Reed getting his car stolen, feeling old when people call us "sir", and telling people who knock on your door that they have no business being there.

We have a podcast intro contest, watch a lewd act at Deathfest, talk about venue load out procedures, and then a guy calls a casino to see if we can shoot a commercial with T-Pain there for his lime company.

In this call-centric episode, a guy calls around asking about My Pillow products and tries to bring his guitar duo into music shops to do backflips on trampolines while playing altered pentatonic scales. Afterward, we discuss Whitney Houston and cry to her rendition of the national anthem. Then we check in for a confirmation regarding the "great" Patriot Party Podcast.

A guy talks about a needless check-in with a doctor, and his ability to bleep what is needed when editing these episodes. We talk about how we don't like it when people approach us about our award-winning podcast on the street, and then we read Google reviews and the responses from the owner of a bed and breakfast in Colorado. We have a debate about global warming/cooling, and then listen to a man talk about having a hallucination about being a crab with its ribs removed. Sub to the podcast already.

This week we call up a bunch of helicopter companies to get our circus troupe flown out to tuna fishing boats so we can perform for the crew. Then we check out Robin D. Bullock, listen to a wasted Patriot spiral out of control about ele**ion f***d, and hear Steven Seagal shamelessly using the word "phat" in a bad song he made.

A guy calls a bunch of dentists at the same time, we riff super hard about things that are funny, we talk about how Reed is good at a certain game, but most importantly we're looking for someone to replace Casey. He's crossed the line by bailing on this episode.  Oh yeah also, we called a hotel to find out where we can get frito pie.

We check out a genre of films called "JOI", talk about getting vasectomies, comment on Matthew McConaughey, watch a demon escape through a lady's sphincter, and do that thing that guys do on podcasts: talk about DMT.