Reed is going to have major problems if he can't cut out the dead air. He also NEEDS to get CLOSER to the MIC or he will be banned from ALL future podcasts, Hearview Hotel or otherwise. Seriously though, we discuss a new genre of artistic adult film, check in with the van-life alter-ego of a gas station dwelling Patriot, and listen to choice selections of the best music the internet has to offer. This episode is brought to you by Bo Daddy Harris.