Benadryl suppositories.

Casey can't make it for this episode because he's at the cardiologist. Please keep him in your prayers.

1st Set: We watch a vintage AOL commercial, play a classic video of a landscape guardian, listen to a really dumb song, watch DJ Khaled try to play a guitar, check back in with a drunk Patriot, and watch Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) dance around embarrassingly to a We-Are-The-World-esque version of Let It Be.

2nd Set: Complete and total shitshow.

Damn we got busted smoking salvia again

Our buddy Shawn Mendez (Nate Price) joins us for the 2nd half of episode 68 and we make all manner of ridiculous phone calls to porn shops, helicopter companies, and the Church of Scientology.

We figure out how to behave in a non-remote environment, call a restaurant to see if we can record episode 69 there, try to order a pizza from Mr. Gatti's, check in with Patriot Party Podcast, and then dissect the vocal styles of newer James Hetfield and Garth Brooks. Then we find out why Monster Energy Drink is Satanic and debate about anchovies.

We check on PSU units, further our agenda as America's #1 Bone Zone "tribute act", do more karaoke for strangers, and call a gun shop and a restaurant with our buddy Nate. Most importantly, we call the Church of Scientology a couple of times and get spooked about the possibility that they might possess an advanced voice recognizing technology beyond our comprehension.

Slate Tatum from the Consortium of Circus calls a magic shop to get advice on getting gigs in the area, whether they be on a tuna fishing boat or in a restaurant or whatever. Then we get a view of the Q2 Stadium in Austin from Matt's balcony, hear a remix Matt made from a Patriot Party Podcast video, make sci-fi noises, explore black holes, piss off the neighbors, and then we call a card shop to inquire about witchcraft.

We discuss Casey's new Reebok sponsorship and how his new kicks enhance how hard he slays the bass, and then we discuss a myriad of embarrassing things that have happened to us. We check back in with Patriot Party Podcast, who is absolutely losing his shit over World War 3. Then the clowns from the Consortium of Circus try to lock down more helicopters for their tour of tuna fishing boat performances.

This episode is all calls.  Matt does karaoke for strangers and then for 40 minutes a scammer tries and fails to steal his money.

We listen to Don Caballero, do yet another deep dive on Patriot Party Podcast, watch Michael Jackson almost die on stage, discuss police officers stealing cigarettes from their grandmother, make weird noises, make a call to a restaurant to ask about canned beans, and then call a helicopter place to lock down a ride out to a tuna fishing boat to perform a circus routine with a bobcat. Check out Don Caballero and buy their badass music here: https://doncaballero.bandcamp.com/