Who doesn't get a chubby when they hear C&C Music Factory? I'll wait. As representatives of the legendary group, we call a couple churches of Scientology to see if we can reboot the band in their church and this should be considered as huge news for them. We give Jared a brief call before discussing smoked bologna and inquire about sausages at the fanciest restaurant in Austin.

A guy calls to find out if hackers are able to view his webcam or remotely view people via their visual cortex. He receives some advice about building a tin foil house in response. Casey talks about getting his car repossessed a long time ago, Rustic Reed breaks his chair by sitting in it, we discuss the side podcasts that some of us aren't aware of, and then we make fun of Jordan Peterson and Kid Rock.

Some dude got a new vocal processor and he tested it out on a hotel, a plumber, multiple music shops, a prayer line, and a salesman for Christian Health Share, which is described as "alternative faith based health care". In between all these calls and weird effects is a very important discussion between 3 idiots. Tell your parents, your kids, and your pastor all about this one of a kind podcast. God bless you all.

We take you on a fantastic journey through really really really good music, watch an actual resurrection, and talk about alleged necrophilia in the "visionary art" community while fighting the prospect of growing old.

Reed proposes a try-before-you-buy solution at an adult novelty store, we watch a creepy 80s Beach Boys music video, we listen to Ben Shapiro's daughter's vibrato at CPAC, check out a music video featuring Ozzy Osbourne and Jessica Simpson, and then a guy delivers a sports report to several churches of scientology from a junior league baseball game.

A guy calls a Christian gift shop to see if we can wipe out their supply and resell it to visitors of John Hagee's Cornerstone Church in San Antonio before the cops come. Then we imagine what it would be like to have more than one lower appendage, and discuss all the various possibilities of this scenario. Then we call around and ask if anyone needs soda waters from the gas station.

We wax poetic about Grateful Dead history, talk about the 2 Bob Weir songs we like, listen to Donna sing a little better than Yoko Ono, listen to some vintage Alanis Morissette, check in with Cesar who takes back his advice to snort his own semen, and discover Christopher McGinnis who constantly reminds us that he's 15. We end with a guided self help session set to inspiring music.

Thanks for understanding.-Reed

We do vocal warmups before Sean Mendez arrives to the sound of a John Williams soundtrack, talk about frozen pizza techniques, watch a lady talk about how she communicated with gnomish creatures and was almost seduced by a demon, do a deep dive on Jim Bakker and his criminal history, then we call Jim Bakker's hotline to ask about survival buckets.

We try to make friends out of several music shops by putting them on a conference call together, ask the Church of Scientology if they teach the Bible, seek out talcum infused planar finish, do outbound jingle sales for local businesses, and look for an answer to the age old question "whatchy'all got over there?"