We call around to get people to turn off their electronic devices with varying results. Then 3 pizza shops in Guam get on a conference call and compete for catering budgets.

Joe Bonamassa calls around to clear out music shops to demo 14s on his guitar while he shows all the tricks and plays all the licks. Then we call some porn shops to ask them to unplug their dildos to save the Amazon.

3 old friends sit around and get serious about important topics, and then we continue our mission to get electronics stores to turn off and unplug any non-essential devices to help conserve energy in order to save the rainforest.

We call around for help to remove the voice modulator our grandkids put on our phone, check in with a trio of Patriot videos, and then granny unleashes the fury on scammers.

Rob gets a call from a male enhancement pill scammer, we check out "Book of Jonah" on Instagram, and then use AI to generate steamy love scenes between Alex Jones and Jordan Peterson.

As mentioned, this is a psychedelic comedy podcast with surrealist prank calls sprinkled in. Our friend Miles played with The String Cheese Incident, so we trolled the live chat and called people to tell them about the show.

Patriot Parody Podcast fashion expert, Casey Newell, tells us what it means to be fashionable in the eyes of a Guitar Center employee, we tell some stories, play with the new soundboard, and begin watching a livestream of a String Cheese Incident show for which our friend Miles played bass. Part 2 of this groundbreaking and wildly popular podcast episode is on the way.

We use AI to generate stories, images, and a voice actor for the true and factual moment where Reed demolished both Chase Knight and Patriot Party Podcast in a battle of strength and wit.

Let's face it. You're wrong.

We tribute John Cage's piece 4'33, talk about the infractions that each of us have committed on the podcast, discuss ROI, go into deep space, Reed picks a fight with Chase Knight, we listen to Patriot make fun of our show, and then we put up another prayer for Patriot.