It's a new year, and though it may be out with the old and in with the new, some things NEVER muthafuckin' change-- specifically, a good old fashioned sexy and stimulating girls' chat-- and this week, we have one with none other than THEE Paul Cupo from Not Really!

As balls prepare to drop throughout the country, we purge the remaining demons of the year over a FRESH can of Squirt (a drink that Paul did not know existed). We discuss our new years' resolutions, expanding the definition of "tearing it," tanning, funemployment, and literally the homeless.

But that's not all-- we swan dive into the Thot Topics mail bag and emerge dripping wet with listener "questions," successfully soothing the deeply tortured psyche of our audience. Does your amazing complex sex life with an attractive and rich older man make you feel like you're literally in prison? Do you find that you're always having sex with gay guys? And, like, do you LOVE God? All is revealed in a tight 74 minutes.

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