This episode gives you all the information necessary to end us at anytime and bring our worst fears to light. It’s a good present. Mistakes that were made: An Idiot’s Idiom, Media Mirroring, Half Sleep Hazing, and Terrifying Tumble

We offer discounts on all your scholastic needs. Also we offer a new service towards the end of the episode. Mistakes that were made: Fat Suit Fashion, Smut in School, and Juicing Japes

Come learn the do’s and dont’s of family vacations and what you can do in your accomodations. Mistakes that were made: Trunk Turmoil, Serial Killer Shopping List, Crazy Glue Conundrum, and Hot Times in a Hostel

DJ edited this while talking to Emily while listening to a recording of DJ and Emily talking. It’s like Inception but a shit end product. Mistakes that were made: Leaning Laurie, Spotify Slapdown, Briefly Blinded, Feline Frankenstein

We fucked up hard this episode, which made it a little bit short. Hopefully I fixed the timing issues with some heavy editing in post. We’ll see. Mistakes that were made: High School History, Mile High Flub, Projector Problems and Wasting on Warcraft.

A teacher’s day off can mean a variety of different activities. Mistakes that were made: Sophomore on the Shore, Elevator Escape, Stripclub Schoolplan, and Betrothed Bathroom Betrayal

DJ cries because he laughs so hard at the end of this episode. That’s all. Mistakes that were made: High Five Hit and Runs, Fix It Tickets, Spray Tan Slip Up, and The Greatest Mistakes Comeback.

Turns out dogs love eating panties just as much as people do. Come listen to Emily ruin her only chance at the outro. Mistakes that were made: Lapse on Live Air, Crotchless Canines, School Dazed, and Boiling Water Bungle

This episode shows how far some may need to go to get revenge on those who have been wronged. Even with a giant silicone phallus. Mistakes that were made: Sulfur Smells, Coworker Catastrophe, Stuffed Bra Bind, and Contusion Confusion

DJ has a new bit that is sure to drive away every remaining listener that we have. Mistakes that were made, Blind Man Mischief, Cop Car Crash, and Bloody Buckingham Palace