I hold off from self deprication like Jack holds on to the door for the duration of the Titanic. But much like the end of that, I too let go. Mistakes that were made: Slushie Slop, Language Lapse, Smoking Snafu, and Bathtime Bruising

Come listen to Emily scratching throughout the entire recording, and me not being skilled enough to get all of it out in post. Mistakes that were made: Olfactory Opression, Barking Bankruptcy, Gluestick Gaff, and Cucumber Crimes

Emily pointed out we talk about poop at least once every four episodes. That’s unfortunate and I would like for it to stop. Just not this time. Sorry. Mistakes that were made: IM Instigation, Mistaken Identity Mishap, Trustworthy Toilet Time

This experimental episode will keep you entertained. Not by us, but by the periodical interruption of a dog snoring under the table the mic is on. Mistakes that were made: Programming Problems, Exam Time Turmoil, Blunt Bartenders, and Fleeting Friendship

Every time I type I hurt myself just a little more. But it’s for you. Because I love you. Come listen to how we both suck at staying healthy for podcasts. Mistakes that were made: Wacky Witchcraft, Skipping Senior, Fatal Footwear, and Leggings Long Gone.

This episode has an accompaniment of the soothing sound of rushing water right outside my window that I could not edit out. Sorry. Mistakes that were made: Tool of a Teacher, Shower Curtain Sabotage, Early Worktime Error, and the Automotive Argument.

Come listen to Emily and DJ continuosly talk about an international tragedy instead of making the podcast funny. Mistakes that were made: Social Media Stalking, Banging Birthfolks, Stocked Store Setback, and Dick Flash Disaster

Come learn what not today on your first day of work. Also we talk a bit about what a mascot for furries would look like if you’re into that. Mistakes that were made: Hopeful Hug, Nosehair Nightmare, Bluetooth Blunder and Compliment Corruption

I promise folks we only talk about the movie for like a minute. The rest of the episode is subpar April Fools jokes and misconceptions about the police. Mistakes that were made: Genealogy Gaffe, Sex Toy Slight, and Forgotten Bra Faux Pas

Proving once again we might have the comedic chops, but not the technical chops to podcast. Mistakes that were made: Two Shoe Trip Up, Booger Bullseye, Email Embarressment, and Drunk Text Distress