Learn the amazing true story of time machines and the invention of the sexiest children’s toy. Mistakes that were made: Key Fob Full Use, Crash in the Classroom, Banging Birds, and Babysitting Blunder. The biggest mistake is always the podcast itself

What starts out as a pretty sleepy episode winds up being one that pisses me off the most. Probably Emily’s fault. Mistakes that were made: Malicious Microwaving, Oreo Oopsies, Painting Pugilist, and Leaping Laptops

It’s a week late because Emily was hell bent on ruining my Birthday again. This week is all about me and the dumb shit I did, most notably the mistake that started what would become my and Emily’s friendship.

As a Middle School boy I deal with constant struggles every day. Including editing this podcast, and hiding a multitude of erections. Mistakes that were made: Passed Out on the Porcelain, Vexing Vinagrette, Froggy French Kiss and Groping Groom

Come listen to the episode that so far is most likely to get us sued for slander. Mistakes that were made: Disastrous Diet Plans, Job Jumping Jamboree, Babysitting Biohazard, and Swipe Right Self Destruction. Come listen, unless you’re Jason Mraz.

Back to our regular stuff this week. I ran out of funny fuel for this comment. Sorry guys. Mistakes that were made: Phone Conference Flatulence, Baked Babysitter, Semi Sideways Surgery, and Vehement Vegans

Have you ever wanted to be a cop without having to do a pushup? Or decided that it would be better to get super drunk the night before you spend hours on a boat instead of drinking the next day. What about Nairing your eyebrows? No? Just Emily?

Everyone knows a Jerry. Their name doesn’t even need to be Jerry. But EAT IT JERRY. You know who you are. Mistakes that were made: Sad Shopping Situation, Ill Advised Illness, Restaurant Recoil, and Law and Order: Special Dumbass Unit

Listen to our most internationally inclusive episode yet. If it comes across as mildly xenophobic we really don’t mean any of it. Mistakes that were made: Parrot Profanity, Tumor Terror, Temp Test Takedown, and Bedtime Betrothal.

We make this episode a bit more bearable for your ears by sacrificing much of DJ’s precious time. Enjoy this episode now recorded with TWO microphones. Mistakes that were made: Detention Detective, Card Conundrum, Phone Call Phobia, and Raw Roomate. Enjoy