Pen & Paper Bullshit

What do a mystical pearl, a dead man, and a poisoned woman have to do with each other? That's the crux of the problem that a team of magical investigators are confronted with, when such a thing occurs in the lead up to an important wizard conference. With the fate of Vancouver's magical underground hanging in the balance, this intrepid team will have to connect the dots in a case that, at first blush, doesn't appear to make much sense. There's just one thing you have to ask yourself: do you know what anime is?

The end is nigh! Hell's Elves are on the warpath, and they're taking down their enemies; just who those enemies are isn't exactly clear, but that's never stopped the cabal before, and it won't now! Bladen mixes magick, Becky gets her revenge, Molly continues to share the pain, and Abraham proves why he's one of the most feared men in the tri-county area. Tis the season for bloodshed.

The gods are not dead, despite what some mortals claim; no, they're very much alive and kicking in the modern world. Of course, being a god isn't a full time gig anymore, so the gods of today are forced to work part-time, with one foot in the divine and the other in the mundane, balancing their humanity and divinity in an effort to keep themselves centered and rational.

The Knights of Columbus, just one of the many pantheons of modern day gods in the city, are a rag-tag band of individuals; a Goddess of Knowledge rubs shoulders with the God of the Audience, while the Gods of Locks and Taxonomy make deals with the Goddess of the Hunt to protect their territory against other local gods. So far, they've only had to deal with the relatively mundane aspects of godhood, but something under Columbus is awakening, and its none too happy; will the Knights rise to the challenge, or will they fall?

Change is coming to Vancouver's magical underground, and it starts here! This is character creation for Pen & Paper Bullshit's next campaign, run by long time player Viscardus! With Dijon Du Jour as Henrietta Woodsley, Frank West as Tal Aria, Julia as Alex McCoy, and introducing Brutus Salad as Greg Dowell! This episode is extra long, with extra jokes, and extra character creation. You've been warned!

The Hell's Elves are at it again, and by it they of course mean "doing nothing of importance until the giant conspiracy they've dedicated themselves to stopping finds them and forces them to get involved." Time is running out for Devil's Lake, and it looks like things are finally coming to ahead. Also, will Becky and Jaime ever make it work?!

It has all been leading up to this, all the hours of training and adventuring, all to topple the terrible kobold regime that has taken over Swatcherland! The Heroes of Green Hills must pit themselves against the Champions of Temperance in this all out grudge match! Who will win? Who will die? Will Susie get the sweet, sweet revenge she deserves for what the kobolds done did to her pa and his farm? Will Reginald smite the heathen before him and bring them low? Will Acid Rain's insane quest to save the environment finally see its end? And just who are these people and what happened to our good kobold boys?

All this and more will be answered in this, the final episode of To Koboldy Go!

The cabal decides to take it easy after their harrowing hostage situation at the Best Denny's Ever, and what better way to kick back and relax than to just do a bunch of magickal cocaine while also dealing with the Gay Farmer's Association during a low speed car chase? Will the Hell's Elves be able to convince the GFA that their intentions are pure, or will they be forced to murder Devil's Lake's only openly LGBT+ organization? Also featuring brand new player character Edward Applecheeks (no relation to Abraham Applecheeks)!

The Champions of Temperance have had enough of Swatcherland's shit and decide its time for a proper crusade against their long hated enemies; the kobolds of Temperance and their frog allies are rallied with a singular goal in mind - the complete and total destruction of the Dairy King of Swatcherland, Wiz Consson. The kobolds are on the move and no one is safe from their divine wrath, not even a divinely appointed monarch, in this, the penultimate episode of To Koboldly Go!

There's a hostage situation at the Best Denny's Ever, and the cabal finds themselves stuck right in the middle of it! With Becky and Molly trapped inside, will Applecheeks and Bladen be able to save them without also making the situation worse? Also, what's with all the projectile vomiting?

The Queen's Court returns in the third episode of All Dogs Go To Haven! This time, they're returning to college, but they're not coming to learn, they're here to do some schooling! Also, it's time to d-d-d-duel!