Pen & Paper Bullshit

The professors prepare for midterms, while Cutshaw prepares for the final stage of her plans to fix Pigsmoke's awful, awful budget.

Neo Haven is both a city of hope and corruption, full of both heroes and villains; the mayor is corrupt, the several Italian restaurants in the city are run by a crime syndicate, and there's a very serious pigeon/seagull war going on in the shadows. But, thanks to the people and heroes of Cerebus, Neo Haven stands proud and protected, thanks to the likes of Honorable Lady Has A Dragon and some sort of psychic cat. Oh also Julia's not GMing this one!

The Champions of Temperance prepare to enter the world of equine magicks, in an effort to "improve" their horses. Things go about as well as expected.

After days of hard work investigating the death of Alexander Owens, the investigators have finally cornered Mr. Pool and they're intent on bringing him down, to prevent a looming war between the fae of London. The stakes are high, and failure means all out war; will the investigators succeed or will London drown?

A kiddnapping goes wrong at the Metropolitan Regency Hotel and the city's newest superhero bursts on to the scene! It's time for the Misfit Gurus of Social Media and Guns (MGSMG) to show the world they have what it takes to bring about truth, justice, and the American way, all while constantly shitposting in real life.

The kobold cavalry are demanding armor for their fine new steeds, so the Champions of Temperance set off to the swampy lands known as the Holy Country of Croak-Atia, where the frogmen are friendly and also want to rub themselves in kobold tears. This week, we learn the the stirring tale of Saint Dr. Doctor MD and the three brothers known as Timothy, Tomothy, and Turbuthy. Oh also maybe the Champions of Temperance start a religious war?

Our intrepid gang of educators are still riding high following their excellent zoo weekend, which is still the talk of the campus, as their students demand that all their lessons be centered around fantastical beasts and where to find them! Oh also there's some sort of hell mouth or whatever and it could seriously fuck up the university's zoning permits.

As the investigators close in on the true murderer behind the death of Alexander Owens, they take a day to relax and collect themselves, before getting to work once more. Oh there's also an amazing heist that's extremely well thought out and absolutely perfect.

A team of individuals from all over the 'Verse, assembled by the corporation Carmichael-Tsai Acquisitions, is tasked with what seems like a milk run: salvage an Alliance ship destroyed during the Unification War. They're fitted with a state of the art ship, filled to the brim with cutting edge technology and enough salvage gear to do the job ten times over. On top of it all, they're being offered a huge pay out, the rights to any salvage they find that the company doesn't want, and the deed to their tricked out ship. It's almost too good to be true; all they have to do is complete the Dragon's Run.