Pen & Paper Bullshit

The kobolds of Temperance continue their fight against the herders of Swatcherland, this time by... summoning two wind elementals and having them fuck? If it that doesn't make sense without context, don't worry it doesn't make much sense in context either.

You ever see the movie We Bought A Zoo? Well in this episode of Pigsmoke, the worst academics ever do that, but with significantly more magic and castration (don't ask). Also, Jack Parish is back from Scotland, which probably has nothing to do with what's going on in this episode.

Following their fight against the black vampire Adrian Reeves, the investigators take a much deserved break, spending a day dealing with their various injuries and living their lives, before following up on the lead given to them by Old Man River: his son and fellow god of the Thames Mr. Pool. Will they finally gain the break in the case they've been looking for?

Are you ready for some wizard football?!? Well, if you aren't then you're in for a bad time, because football season is upon Pigsmoke and this year its kicking off with an absolutely huge game against Pigsmoke's rivals, the Beefington Upstates! With money still tight, the Dean has decided to go all in on merchandising the absolute shit out of Pigsmoke's awful football team. With the help of some of Pigsmoke's finest faculty members, what could possibly go wrong?

With Catherine captured by a Black vampire, the investigators rush to save her before she can be killed; meanwhile Catherine encounters the mysterious faceless man, who seems to be pulling the strings behind Alexander's death. Will the team be able to deal with a full blooded Black vampire dead set on ending their lives, or will their investigation end prematurely?

The champions of the kobold village of Temperance are strong! They're the greatest! Nothing can beat them! That's why they're tasked by the village elder Very Old Man to find some moonshine and cheese after a filthy herd of cows ate and drank all of the town's stockpiles! Very uncool! But that's okay, because the kobold champions will return victorious! They're the best! The greatest! The least likely to die!

The school year is starting at Pigsmoke, America's finest school for wizards and witches! And with the new year comes new troubles, this time in the form of the budget creator Evilena Cutshaw. Will Pigsmoke's least successful professors be able to find a quick solution for Cutshaw's budget cuts when their jobs are on the line?

With only a week and a day to find out who actually murdered Alexander Owen, the team wastes no time, splitting off into two teams to cover more ground. While Catherine, Tommy, and Iago investigate the Trinity Congregational Chapel, Zahra and Louise handle the legal side of things and investigate the body at the morgue. But will the group be able to handle it when things start heating up?

The kobolds of Temperance are rude, crude, and have terrible attitudes, but its honestly not their fault! You'd be in a bad mood all the time if you were surrounded by awful jerks who want your land, tears, and spines! Kobold are the greatest! The kobolds of Temperance are even greater then normal kobolds! They're the greaterest! The champions of Temperance will boldly go where no kobold has gone before: outside of the village!

Alexander Owen, a high ranking member in the London Free Court, is dead and all signs point to the Fae Courts carrying out the murder. This shocking crime manages to bring a half-dragon lawyer, a loose cannon cop, a club owner immune to magic, a wizard criminal, and an unmemorable fae thief together, creating an unlikely team intent on finding the truth. But will the truth they seek be the truth they want?