We look at the new generation of Magpie teen stars, discuss our favourite coming of age films, revisit Tony Shaw the marathon man, a gloved up Josh Daicos, brotherly bloodlines, Collingwood’s Scottish connection, and which young Pie we’ve nicknamed ‘the Greyhound’

Pie Hard dives head first into the biggest news story to hit the club since the Magpie Button – the search for the next senior coach. We look back at how it all started for Matthews, Shaw and Malthouse, and how (spoiler alert) each ended in a fiery demise, before turning our attention to the current search and the bizarre physical quirk that ties all great Magpie coaches together. Plus, Collingwood’s new dirt-encrusted timepiece and we reveal why our next coach will be unveiled inside a Suzuki Mighty Boy

A Love Letter To Nathan Buckley By Pie Hard

The knives are out at Collingwood and with Jeff Browne’s intentions clear we check in with passionate supporter David “Turtle” Hatley to talk about the latest statement from the board, how he got the nickname “Turtle”, what he intends to do with the signatures, and find out what snacks were on offer when he met with Mark Korda

Ahead of Collingwood’s insurrection the boys ask if it’s Coup or couP, take a look back at Alex Waislitz’s python, break down the United Petroleum Balls Up, pour one out for the homey Collingwood Clips, and drop our most shocking BLASSphemy yet. This is Pie HARD.

We give new president Mark Korda an exciting new image makeover, talk mixed social media messages, Jamaican pies, haircut wars, and in their hour of need, we pitch our idea for a new pre-game hype song to Collingwood, enlisting the help of the greatest Hollywood action movie star that ever lived

On this week’s pod/group therapy session, we meet Collingwood’s Mr Fix It, discuss your favourite 50 games (or fewer) Magpies and ask the longest suffering supporters we know (our Dads) what’s one thing they’d change if they were the club president for a day. Plus, we chat doomscrolling, gastro subs, denim shorts, the day Diana died and why the children are our future.

Beating the blues, footy's first billionaire, more Moore fangirling, power vacuums, we launch our first ever giveaway and take a look back at the infamous Collingwood underworld figure, raconteur and idol of Eddie's, John Wren.