Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright ranking Jax Taylor's sexual prowess between a 2 and a 7 on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 trailer, Vanderpump Villa, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 28:20)

We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 12 - "Red Flags and McDonald's Bags". (28:20)

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In this conversation, Riley and Amy delve into the complexities of relationships within the reality TV sphere, focusing on Jax and Brittany's intimate life, the fallout from Brittany's comments, and the dynamics of the cast members. They explore the implications of Craig Conover's behavior, Brittany's journey towards independence, and the intriguing insights from the boys' chat. The discussion also touches on the upcoming drama on the Real Housewives of Miami and wraps up with a light-hearted look at the latest episode of Summer House, highlighting the ongoing tensions and humorous moments. In this episode, the conversation revolves around the ongoing party dynamics in Summer House, focusing on Carl's heartfelt confession to Sierra, the complexities of their relationship, and the reactions of their friends. The discussion also touches on Jesse's missteps and the impact of reality TV on personal relationships, culminating in humorous moments surrounding party themes and unexpected movie choices. In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest events in Summer House, focusing on the dynamics of friendships, the struggles of Jesse and Lexi's relationship, and the surprising revelations during Kyle and Amanda's dinner. The conversation also touches on the impact of AI on reality TV and the evolving nature of relationships within the cast.

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