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It's the most Spoopiest time of the year, and the Pitch This boys are tackling a scary classic: The Halloween Franchise! This week, Justin tells a scary story, Jacobino takes our jobs, and Michael Myer absolutely kills it...as a babysitter. Featuring special guests Jeannie Hageman, Nick Jacobino, and Count Pitchula. If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 4, and beyond! And don't forget to like leave us a nice and loving review so we don't get our feelings hurt. Please we're...we're going through a lot. Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more laughs and shenanigans!

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Better bring an extra pair of pants before listening to this episode, because SPOOP SEASON IS UPON US and who knows what farts and frights may be lingering just around the corner...This week, we're joined by the hosts of Two Dudes Watch Cartoons as we give our pitch for what a murder mystery episode of Billy & Mandy would look like. If you like this episode, be sure to rate and review it so we know exactly which parts you hated and which jokes you didn't laught at in the slightest. As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @Pitch_this_pod for more shenanigans and alerts for when new episodes release! Until next time, watch your back this spoopy season and spoop your dog twice a day.

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Welcome to the episode that shouldn't have happened. But it did so...here you go, I guess. This week, Adam is bullied by Daddy Bezos and Seinfeld gets the baby reboot treatment. Featuring special guests Laura Browne and Daniel Artuso. If you like this episode, check out the rest of our episodes (but mostly season 3 and beyond...) and rate us on your local listening platform to let us know what you think! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for updates on episode releases and other fun mess-arounds.

Disclaimer: All voice used in this episode are strictly impressions. No actual celebrity voices were used in the making of this script.

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We back, and we back, and we back....for season 4! So much has happened in the interim, and we've missed you all so dearly. In our season premier, the boys open up about their personal lives, Justin finds a troubling billboard, and Peter Pan gets an Anime makeover! Featuring special guests Morgan Reilly and Keland Sarno. As always, big thanks to Peter Charney for our incredible theme song, and Nick Proto for our awesome logo. If you liked this episode, don't forget to leave us a rating and review, and be sure to check out past seasons as well!...Or...at least season 3...
For more content and episode release announcements, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod or Twitter @Pitch_this_pod and as always, wash your dogs twice a a day.

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It's season finale time, and in true Pitch This fashion, we're making it meta as crap. Sue us, Zuckerberg. This season has been an absolute blast, and to cap it off, we got everyone in on the fun! Join us, and many other fan favorite charaters, as we ban together to solve a mysterious...mystery. The fate of the Pitch This Universe might very well depend on it...
Featuring special guests Jeannie Hageman and Megan Callahan.
With special appearances from Chris Dane, Alyssa Morrison, Tory Guardino, Jared Lucier, Sean Mana, Mike Staub, Brian Cudina, Nick Proto, Alexandra Grabowski, Jillian Laginelli, Danny Artuso, Bryan Raiton, Adam Phillips, and Nicholas Jacobino.
If you need refresher on where some of the characters featured in our season finale script came from, be sure to  check out our past episodes as well! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @Pitch_This_Pod for more shenanigans and updates when new episodes are about to release! Until then, it's been a pleasure, we'll see you real soon, and wash your dogs twice a day.

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Ohhhhh yeeaaahhhh baby, we've made it possibly the best number ever, and if you think we're not going all-out-shmexy for it, you are in for a while ride, friends. This week, Adam finishes Netflix, the show gets sponsored by  an odd doctor, and Bruce Wayne gets freaky. Featuring special guests Lauren Dietzel and Sam Kaufman. If you like this, the penultimate episode of season 3, check out the rest of the season! Or find us on Twitch to watch our game streams. And of course, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more laughs and shenanigans.

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What if the champions of Earthrealm couldn't kill or be killed with their own Kombat? This and many other questions keep us up at night. Seriously. I haven't slept in days. This week, Mortal Kombat gets the LEGO makeover we've all been asking for and Justin is in audio jail. Featuring special guests Bryan Raiton and Rob Mobley!
If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest of season 3 and beyond! Leave us a rating and review so we know how much you loved it, or how much you'd wish we would just stop already. And as always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more goofs and shenanigans. 

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Why won't Ryan Reynolds Tweet us back??...it makes no sense. In unrelated news, Pitch This is currently inquiring about the purchase of a certain futbol club. We can't say the name of it, but it does rhyme with "Shmexham". This week, we discuss our favorite people to wear the ring, and Mr. Bean defends Earth from Fear Itself. Featuring special guests Autumn McDonald and Brian Cudina. And a very special thank you to Nicholas Jacobino for this week's ad. If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 3, and of course 2, and uh....sure the first one as well. You can find us on Instagram @pitchthispod and on Twitter @Pitch_This_Pod. Find us there or on Tik Tok for more goofs and behind the scenes shenanigans. 

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BOYS NIGHT!! And the boys are feeling allllright. For episode 66 we're throwing at you a not-quite-a-Interlude, not-quite-a-Regular-show....episode, because we felt it would be a disservice to not take the time to tell the tale of Adam's Magical Bachelor Bash. This week, the boys and some other boys discuss the events and shenanigans of a magical testosterone-fueled weekend at Disney World, and we throw some new games your way as well! If you like this episode, well I'm sorry to tell you that it's a bit different than our regular progamming...but still check out all of season 3 and earlier and let us know what you think! Don't forget to rate and review, let us know how much we suck! Please...it's a kink of Adam's. As always, follow us on instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more content and goofs.

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We apologize for the delay in this episode's release. Though, to be fair, Justin didn't want to watch this movie, so...you're welcome. He did that for you.  This week, It's Morbin' time. If you like this episode, make sure to check out the rest of season 3, and beyond! Leave us a comment and rating, let us know what you like, what you think sucks, and everything in between! And as always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter (now owned by Elon Musk) @pitch_this_pod for more goofs and content.

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