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With how much of a cultural reset this saga was, it's shocking Justin waited until this past week to view each and everyone of these movies. But he did. He did that for YOU. This week, Tory can't read, we all get sauce on our birthdays, and Bella Swan plays the great American past time. Featuring special guests Tory Guardino and Alyssa Morrison. If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest of season 3 and beyond! Leave us a rating/review to let us know what you think, and follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod or Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more content and goofs.

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Listen, we understand if the world doesn't listen to this one right away. I mean, how're we supposed to compete for your attention when Will Smith just hit Chris Rock on live television? We understand. Take as much time as you need to fully absorb that, we'll be here waiting when you finally come out of shock. This week, we go back further than we ever have to talk about a true classic, tell you some things that happened in May of 1900, and Justin leaves early for an Orgy Party in Culver City. With Special Guests Hailee Lipscomb and Megan Callahan. If you like this episode, check out the rest of Season 3 and let us know what you think by leaving a review! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for other content and goofs.

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Alright folks, we're not gonna lie...this one really went off the rails. I mean...we're talking the-circus-train-that-crashed-into-the-woods-in-The-Rugrats-Movie levels of derailment. This week, Adam just got off a bus, we learn some important frog facts, and Ben Tennyson gets the help he needs.  If you like this episode, first of all, why? And second of all, tell us by leaving a review on Spotify! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispodcast and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for extra content and other shenanigans. 

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Adam and Justin give their big, creative brains a nice, little break. Join us, as we catch up on life, new trailers, and more about that weird straight-to-DVD Pinocchio movie. Adam shares his experience of watching his team win a Super Bowl and Justin remains a sad Jets fan. Make sure you tune in for another ad for the hottest new app as well! And be sure to subscribe and tell all your friends (and enemies) to check out our podcast. We'll be back with your regularly scheduled programming, fun scripts and games, next time! Follow us on Instagram @Pitchthispod and Twitter @Pitch_this_pod for more content and behind the scenes shenanigans.

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Start your engines and leave some GGs in the chat, it's time for the Cars sequel literally no one was waiting for, just in time for Valentine's Day! This week, Justin goes shopping for a used vehicle from the three worst salesmen in the game, we finally get sponsored by a certain truck company, and Lightning McQueen starts a new career in the Rocket League. Featuring special guests Sean Mana and Jeannie Hageman! If you liked this episode, don't forget to check out our other absolute bangers from Season 3 so far, and follow us on Instagram @Pitchthispod and Twitter @Pitch_this_pod for more content and behind the scenes shenanigans.

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Radical! Gnarly! To the MAX! (Ask your parents about any other 80's slang for 'cool'...that's all I've got). This week, The Legend of Zelda is told as an 80's Teen Movie, Elmo learns to count, and Mike finds out the real reason why we invite him on the show so often. Featuring special guests Mike Staub and Brian Cudina! If you like this episode, be sure to check out our past episodes as well! And follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more content and behind the scenes shenanigans.

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Cider-Man, Cider-Man, does whatever a douchebag can. Can he swing? Yeah he could. But that's played out, so he's all good. LOOK OUT, here comes the Cider-Man!! This week, we return to the spiderverse for our second run at the web-head, and a new game has us writing scripts using only predictive text! Featuring special guests Jared Lucier and Caroline Orlando. If you like this episode, check out our first visit to the Spider in season one's "Everybug-Man" and check us out on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for episode release announcements and other shenanigans! 

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Happy New Year, Pitchers! How was your first and only run of the year?

In lieu of a script this week, we thought it would be fun to take you back to the beginning...We recently were interviewed by "Ambiguous Podcast Solutions" on our humble beginnings.

"The return of The Ambiguous Podcast Solution is finally here! Founder of Ambiguous Podcast Solutions, Will Tarashuk is joined by the Pitch This Podcast. Adam Stark and Justin Chesney join to discuss their podcast, how they come up with their segments and games, other names they had in mind, the season format and much more."

We'll be back in two weeks with a new episode and a new script! If you liked this interview, check out our other episodes, and Ambiguous Podcast Solutions! You can find us on Instagram @Pitchthispod and Twitter @Pitch_this_pod. And you can find our friends at APS on Instagram @apspodcast and Twitter @RealAmbiguous

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Tis the season Pitchers, and that means we've got a second holiday episode coming in ice hot...that's...that's a thing right? This week, we talks about our holiday plans, Justin's new pursuit of fatherhood, and Scott Calvin takes previous Claus spouses to secure his place as the New Santa. Feature special guests Mike Staub and Amanda Mac! If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 3, and past seasons as well! And as always, make sure to follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @Pitch_this_pod for more shenanigans and behind the scenes bits. Happy holidays! And wash your snow dogs, twice a day. 

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Jingle Jangle , it's the holiday season and the boys are here to sleigh some festive pitches! This week, Justin discusses his Thanksgiving roasting, Joe Pesci bites a kid, and Kevin McCallister fights off the undead. Featuring special guests Ethan Marble and Bryan Raiton. If you like this episode, check out the other great pitches from this season and the last! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for more goofs and jokes!

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