Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

For this year's Halloween special we're talking real-life vampires in the United States, both in the late 1700s and 1800s in New England and in the current day. But first, we visit preparations for Amelia's yard haunt, enjoy some Facebook drama amongst cemetery enthusiasts, and taste some seasonal Spam.

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Supersized episode where we tear into Ari Aster's first two features, Hereditary and Midsommar, and discuss his genius as a filmmaker.

Does that mean we love both movies? Does that mean our favorite is your favorite? You'll have to listen to find out.

We address not only our opinions but we react to each other's opinions and address some opinions we've gathered from other people. But no matter what you think of them, you're sure to agree with something we say!

Curious about our old episodes that discuss these films?

Hereditary:

Murderers, Malcontents, and Malignant Fiends: Trans Characters in Horror https://youtu.be/U5tW1FH5jmI?si=lESwBG1BRxCO1zQ-

Midsommar:

Midsommar: The Pagan Perspective https://youtu.be/O_bEHJL_DA0?si=AJS7cUW94m3R1dI6

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ @2SCPodcast & Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A @ClassiestWtches

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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We cover a lot of topics, so I'm just gonna make a list:

• Talking about oppressive heat like the old farts we are!
• Omigod your toenails are so grody!
• The joys of smoking!
• What we've done live on video!
• Jalapeno dangers!
• Sudden Benny Hill memories!
• Our Flag Means Death is back, and so is Joni Mitchell!

Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Crocs at pride, El Gato Gomez, the scandalous truth about the Butter Cow, blood is thicker than water, hold your horses, Fulton County Inmate Number P01135809, and the Worst Person in the World.

Promos:

2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ @2SCPodcast

Serial Napper https://serialnapper.com/ @serial_napper

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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First up, we remember the genius (and the hotness) than was Paul Reubens, and then we fret over who might be the next GenX icon to leave us.

Then Pitney takes a trip to the Santa Clara County Fair to see a KISS tribute band called Mr Speed, which gets us excited about KISS tributes again, Amelia has a great idea for the future of the KISS franchise, and Pitney reminisces about their past (buying albums on CASSETTE!). And we talk about other concerts we've seen at the county fair, like the Mamas and the Papas, Jan and Dean, and Amelia shares some fabulous state fair stories including a BUTTER COW!

PLUS! (oh my god the bitchenness just keeps going!) the drag queen who topped the Christian music charts and finding a missing out of print CD in a random box!

(Don't forget to stay till the very end for a look into our possible exciting future!)

Promo:

Three Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls @3spookedgirls

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(Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

#GenX #PeeWeeHerman #PaulReubens #KISSTribute #ShoutItOutLoudCast #ChrisJericho

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We're diving once again into everyone's favorite subreddit, Am I The Asshole, only this time the reader of the AITAs is our special guest, Mr. Amelia! But first, Amelia has to work through some anger about inferior construction and materials in women's tank tops.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Curious Cat

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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We're into Barbie! Get our pre-movie excitement here and our post-movie excitement on video! (Catch us LIVE Saturday 7/29 time TBD, or later on our YouTube channel.

But it's not just Barbie -- it's farting as a debate tactic, it's Pink Ladies in a pink mall, it's rediscovering the bliss of the Japanese pop music we listened to in the 90s, it's a trip to Weirdo Corner, and a fantasy cover of Think Pink that chokes Amelia until she dies from the ecstasy. You know you're curious.

Get your Barbielicious Team Bitchen shirts at TeePublic!

Promo: Octoberpod

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And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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We're upset, and we know you are too. But for now let's focus on the more therapeutic and entertaining fun of raging at things that make us irrationally angry. Words we're sick of hearing. TV commercials we hate. The cheerful "like a lightbulb" during Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We've had it up to here and we're letting it out for your enjoyment.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Invasion of the Remake (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Happy Pride 2023! Gotta latte of pride and it's better latte than never. Get it?

This year's Pride episode stays in the neighborhood of the butthole, and we swear we didn't plan it like that at all. First, we dished on The Bottom Digest, an influencer who wants to make bottoms bottom the best. And while we were on the subject of butthole maintenance, we had a bit of bidet banter! And then it was time for some transphobic assholes in the news, until we wrapped it up with the death of one of the biggest assholes ever.

And speaking of him, we mentioned a bit of merch inspired by him. That link is right here, honey. Go get you some.

TeePublic - PPL Pride!

Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers

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And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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(Happy Pride Month! May got away from us, and before we knew it, Pride Month was here and we realized the pride episode would come out on the last day of the ,month. But hey every day is pride with us, isn't it? Sorta? D'awwww. But really, when Amelia's 92 year old dad asked her about what "gender affirming care" meant, that's some serious queer content, y'all!)

After some brain-bending time travel -- because this episode was recorded the day before the last one and in the same location -- things settle down and become almost normal. First, we've got a couple of bitchen things to share (the freedom to smoke without shame and a surprise query about gender from Amelia's father), and then we welcome Philionel, which is what we're calling Amelia's husband (points if you know where it comes from!) who has joined us to talk about how much we all loved Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3.

Promos: Mission Spooky and The (2) Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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