Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

We are determined to be kinder to ourselves in 2023, and so far so good! We catch up on how we tried to make our Christmases as low-key and easy as possible, we talk a bit about cryptocurrency, and we don't let a list about public poo go to waste!

Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#MentalHealth #LGBTQIAplus #Filoli #NewYears2023 #NewYearsResolutions

WE'LL SEE YOU JAN 13, 2023! HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY! WE LOVE YOU!

Happy Holidays! This year we're breaking down how everybody's a pagan when it's winter solstice time, because Yule is all around us, in nearly every secular "Christmas" tradition. The tree, the fire, the giving of gifts, the drinking of punch, the singing, all of it! Then a closer look at a few very American "traditions" and not one, but TWO stories about St. Nicholas! It's a big holiday party platter of an episode, so we hope you're hungry!

No promos this week, because we were stuffed.

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#BlessedYule #HappyHolidays #MerryChristmas #ElfOnTheShelf #ChristmasPickle

Do your surroundings and your wardrobe reflect who you are or how you want people to perceive you? Are those two different people?

This week we draw a parallel between figuring out who you are and decorating your place. Some people put on a whole persona at once and some people acquire one piece at a time. As always, we have opinions.

Plus, we careen towards the end of the #YearOfTheSaints with a rather explosive segment about Saint Barbara.

Promo: Reel Feels Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

In a year where we struggled to feel gratitude, it took a little more effort than usual to get our annual Thankful episode together. But in spite of that, or maybe because of that, it's got some really good stuff in it. Amelia's giving herself a break, Pitney appreciates a fresh perspective caused by pain, and we encourage each other (and you!) to remember the minis!

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and 2 Girls on a Bench

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Getting honest about public disposal of dog poop. Sexual activity in cars outside the bedroom window. Public reactions to celebrity death and the existence of performative grief. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, coming face to face with the patron saint of artists.

Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#poopbagmime #celebritydeaths

Happy Halloween!

Amelia's decorating, Pitney's Samhain-ing, we're clobbering candy critics, and saying goodbye to an Austin icon. Plus, someone's disheveled and shoeless. Who could it be?

DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD BY DELTA RAE: https://youtu.be/lPOM0IUsd_0

Promos: Invasion of the Remake and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#halloween #happyhalloween #halloweencandy #LucyInDisguiseWithDiamonds #LucyInDisguise

We found out that, in some parts of the country, high school seniors pay for and decorate spaces in the school parking lot, and we have very different reactions to that information. We imagine what it would have been like if such a thing existed in the 1980s, and visualize our own parking spots based on who we were back in 1986. Then some new trends, like why white rappers are all baby-soft now, and why young toughs are suddenly wearing nail polish and lip gloss. And then some current events, like recent personal updates and great news we're excited about!

And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, in honor of Pitney's birthday, coffee and cigarettes.

Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#senioryear #seniorparking

If you listened to our last episode, Hello Dinner, and think you might want to try #HelloFresh for yourself, we can help you out! Listen for more info.

It's an episode filled with FOOD! Amelia loves Hello Fresh and she explains all the ways meal kits have made her life easier and more enjoyable. Pitney has some stories of hospitaliano and the battling the organic elite. It's almost an hour of quality #BitchenInTheKitchen! And in the #YearOfTheSaints, we learn about the patron saint of roasts. The food kind AND the funny kind.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality

#hellofresh #mealkits #eggplantparmesan

One of our weirdest episode titles, but we swear it'll make sense within minutes. Pitney shares some self-soothing techniques. Dealing with mental health challenges with actions, medications, therapy, and laughter. And the patron saint of mental illness.

Promo: Invasion of the Remake

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality

#mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #mentalhealthsupport #lgbtqia #comedy