Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

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Once again Pitney and Amelia find themselves at Texas Frightmare Weekend, the southwest's premier horror convention, and they're gonna tell you all about it. They had the usual fun (shopping, discovering awesome low-budget films, ogling Ted Raimi) and some new excitement, including Amelia's husband and dog coming on the trip with her, news about Famous Monsters of Filmland, and a public Von Liechtenstein tantrum for the ages.

Promo: Octoberpod

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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While getting excited about Texas Frightmare Weekend, Amelia lets off steam by telling more "they dumb" stories about The Valedictorian and The Duchess. Then there's an old Bethesda game and a first concert in forever and a house too clean to live in.

Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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A snack tray of delicious nuggets of revenge. The Cheeto of mystery. Mailers from nowhere. And what Pitney once did with a bird feeder. Plus, spokeswoman fandom and The Marvels!

Promo: Reel Feels Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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So much excitement. "Suzanne" gets revenge. Pitney is reminded of the music and style of 1982 thanks to a Solid Gold video and it kicks off a crapvalanche of GenX delights. Then he reveals his new love of a band Amelia has NOT heard of.

Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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This is a damn good one.

A little post-visit debriefing leads to a story of a scandalous letter Pitney's mom received from a racist cousin. Trying to understand why young people don't pick their friends up from the airport. Hating Kanye and loving sleep. Flower delivery shenanigans. And so much more!

Promo: FriGay the 13th

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Pitney is a high fashion influencer.

Amelia's sister says stupid stuff.

Pitney loves Atomic Heart while Amelia loves The Last of Us.

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Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Ignorance Was Bliss

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Growing up in "ingredient only households" and how that affected the way each of us relates to food. Pitney's mom gets her eyebrows tattooed! And we've got bitchen stuff to share: Amelia's new car and Pitney's obsession with abandoned mansions. And you'll never forget the tale of THE TIP.

Promo: Reel Feels Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Here we go, dragging Madonna. AGAIN. But only because we were already talking about the fear of aging, and she's out there flappin' her comically engorged lips.

So, why is "anti-aging medicine" even a thing? Aren't people SUPPOSED to age? Cosmetic surgery, magic serums, taking medications meant for sick people -- for what purpose? We talk about our real fears about aging and the culture's attitudes towards getting and looking older.

But first, the things that are bitchen, which include some twenty-year-old music and tens of thousands of dollars' worth of Italian food.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps (http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/) and Aim For The Head Podcast (https://aimfortheheadpodcast.libsyn.com/)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Attorney Spencer Sheehan and his frivolous lawsuits, Bitchin' Sauce, iceberg videos, and a Jan 6 rioter acquitted for being an evangelical loony.

Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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Everyone else is talking about Prince Harry's frostbitten junk, why not us?

Pitney has a new obsession in Harry and Meghan, and we gleefully trash the monarchy while we talk about the awesome couple. Amelia shares a terrific Netflix documentary, Stutz, made by Jonah Hill. It's all about a therapist's methods and tools for helping his patients, and it's great for people who swear by therapy and those who've never seen a therapist before. And then a comment thanking trans and nonbinary folks for keeping the discussion about gender at the forefront of our minds kicks off a discussion about the limits of gender norms.

Promos: 2 Girls on a Bench, 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

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