Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

There exists in the world a $20,000 toilet, and we are fascinated. Amelia is inspired to put some class on her ass and invest in a bidet, much to Pitney's amusement and confusion. And you better believe there are saints to go with this topic.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Fellowship of the Geeks

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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The Jojo Siwa / Candace Cameron Bure drama.

Verity doesn't like something.

Stuff that got away.

And this week's #YearOfTheSaints feature teaches us all a new vocabulary word: cephalophore.

Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#jojosiwa #candacecameronbure #candacecameron

The toys we played with the most and what we think they reveal about the kinds of kids we were. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, a dude from the 1600s who could fly.

Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Amelia's heading back to the office and is dreading wearing real clothes again. Pitney admits to wearing pajama pants in public. It's a new world out there. Pitney is excited to learn they're making a new live action Barbie and Ken movie, but not as excited as he was to hear about ketchup dripping down the wall of the White House. And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, the first American saint, who was basically a close personal friend of Amelia's family. (Sure, why not? Who's gonna argue?)

Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Sure, we're angry as hell this week but there's so many more reasons than just the SCOTUS rulings and the world going to hell. We covered a lot of that sort of thing two episodes ago, so feel free to go back and listen to Fighting Heels if you want to get revved up about that.

This week we're talking about some celebrity stories that have us annoyed. The recent forced-outing of Rebel Wilson, whatever the hell is going on with Madonna and her constant need for attention, and that awful Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp my ass. That man is GARBAGE and we've got a lot to say about it. And when you listen you'll hear why I'm putting the hashtag in the notes; because algorithms and other stupidity.

And in the #YearOfTheSaints, the saint who was swapped for a changeling.

Promo: 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#celebritynews #amberheard #rebelwilson #madonna #celebritygossip #LBGTQIAplus #popculture #comedy #fandom #horror #spirituality #genx

Ahoy, matey! It be the Pride episode, and this year we're talking all about gay pirates. It's a bit of Anne Bonny and Mary Read, the real story of why the legendary Blackbeard would want to sail with a guy like Stede Bonnet, and the hit HBOMax series their tale inspired, Our Flag Means Death! Fascinating tidbits about life on the high seas, why the pirate aesthetic won't let us go, and our usual weird personal tangents. And don't forget the Year of the Saints, because Amelia promised you St. Sebastian and she definitely delivered!

Promo: Reel Feels Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#GayPirates #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #BlackBonnet #GentleBeard #YearOfTheSaints #Pride #Pride2022

Happy Pride Month! We're gonna get you fired up and ready to make some changes in the world. If you've never participated in activism before, it's time you started.

#Pride #PrideMonth #Pride2022

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Assorted tales of entitlement and disrespect. A "Dear Abby" letter about not wanting to hear the Happy Birthday song, an AITA about how a woman eats noodles, and the aggro-face-humping abomination that is Madison Cawthorn, who lost his primary bid for his own seat in Congress in between the recording and the posting of this episode! Huzzah!

And don't forget this week's saint profile, Bernard of Clairvaux and his mystical association with breastmilk.

Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#madisoncawthorn #yearofthesaints #babyformula #breastfeeding #dearabby #amitheasshole #aita #stbernard

It's Texas Frightmare Weekend time again! Normally, we'd be recording in the car on the drive home, but this year ended up very different! Find out why Pitney couldn't come to Dallas, and how Amelia spent the weekend at the con all by herself! Hear about the tragedy of Waco traffic, the glamour of getting a tattoo in the dealer's room, actors who can totally get it, con-goers who need to STFU, and more! Plus a kind of Hellraiser-ish #YearOfTheSaints segment about a really cool statue in Milan.

SPECIAL MENTIONS:

Jim Ferguson - https://www.jimfergusonmakingascene.com/

Timothy Pittides - www.pittidesart.com

Promos: People Are Wild and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Pitney's mom hollering at an old lady who won't bid fast enough at bridge. And she once called 9-1-1 because his dad used her coffee pot. And we have a lot of opinions about House of Gucci.

And this week we celebrate dog saints.

Promo: Family Plot

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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#jaredleto #ladygaga #adamdriver #houseofgucci #ridleyscott