Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Here we are again, that time of year where we talk about the stuff we're thankful for. But this year, we gave it a bit of a twist.

And I hope you all understood the episode title, Thankful Balboa. If you follow us on social media, you've seen us revisit past Thankful sequels, such as Thankful 2: Electric Boogaloo, Thankful 3: Rangarok, Thankful 4: The Revenge, and Thankful 5: The Gobbler Strikes Back. Well, it turns out the sixth movie in the Rocky franchise was Rocky Balboa. See? Podcasts entertain AND inform. I can't guarantee we can keep up this movie sequel thing much longer. It's hard, y'all! But that's for another time. Let's get grateful.

Promos: Thanks For Coming! and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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We are so sick of white women right now. First, Amelia got riled up because a couple of Karens told a Mexican woman she was wrong to buy decor for Dia de los Muertos at Spirit Halloween, and a Becky gave her crap over the meaning of the word "less." Then Pitney saw an article about a paranoid TikToker who is upset that all the Alexas in her house are listening to her. But things get much happier when we get to Bitchen in the Kitchen and cook up some delicious chicken parmesan! And this week for our self care segment, Amelia reads an essay by author Brianna Wiest.

Promo: Invasion of the Remake

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Amelia's tenuous connections to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Pitney is excited about the documentary Hail Satan? and what he learned about the Satanic Temple. Salem, Massachusetts has a weird way of "celebrating" their history this time of year. And this week in self-care, enough is enough.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Welcome one and all to our All The Horror Special for 2021!

Tonight we were joined LIVE by Drew (Reel Feels Podcast), Mikey (Fellowship of the Geeks), Tony (Flicks XRayed), and Tricia & Siana (2 Girls on a Bench) to answer questions delivered to us by a spinning wheel filled with topics such as "hammiest performance in a horror movie" and "favorite low budget horror movie." We even played a round of The Sid Haig Game, which is like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, only with late horror legend and all-around sweetheart Sid Haig!

And sure you can just listen to it here, but there were visual delights as well on the live show, so be sure to check it out on our YouTube channel!

Click here to watch this video: https://youtu.be/z9yvL4N8UmI

All The Horror https://allthehorror18.wixsite.com/event

Reel Feels Podcast https://reelfeelspodcast.podbean.com/

Fellowship of the Geeks https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/

Flicks XRayed https://flicksxrayed.com/

2 Girls on a Bench https://www.benchpodcasts.com/

When a relative is a member of the "organic elite" and thinks they have the right to be rude. We complain a lot about people who look down their noses at others for obnoxious and often uneducated reasons. And in this week's look at self-care, shake it off.

Don't forget we've got an #AllTheHorror live stream coming up on October 16th!

Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Instead of going to Texas Frightmare Weekend, we took separate vacations in haunted hotels! Pitney in the Brookdale Lodge in Felton, CA, and Amelia in the Driskill Hotel in Austin, TX. Find out about their storied specters, and whether or not we had any encounters with the dead! Hear about Amelia's visit to Austin's Museum of the Weird, the upsetting things she observed in the hotel bar, and how much we love the Shudder movie, Host (2020). And in this week's self care segment, the courage it takes to ask for help.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Paranormal Burrito

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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A couple stories we couldn't handle at all. One is from Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column, and the other from "Am I The Asshole?" on Reddit. Then there's a bit of talk about perception of skinny vs fat, and the joys of smoking. And in this week's self care segment, the benefits of a good cry.

Promo: Aim For The Head Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Sometimes the best self-care is not beating yourself up for not doing enough self-care. Don't compare yourself to people who seem to have nothing else to do but meditate and eat clean, because that's total crap. And then Pitney and Amelia compare dreams, and Amelia loses.

White Woman's Instagram by Bo Burnham: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY

Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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The freckle community. Appropriating appropriation. Identification by phallus. When a cigar is definitely NOT just a cigar. Big Macs and banana surprise.

And this week in self care, fill up your senses.

Promo: Thanks For Coming!

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Confessions! Is Pitney losing his identity as a nerdy fanboy? Is Amelia harboring a secret desire to build stuff? How close did Amelia come to attacking the arrogant unvaccinated?

And this week in self-care, yoga nidra. Click here for the yoga nidra meditation Amelia made just for you!

Promos: 2 Girls on a Bench, 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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