Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

This week we tackle the Colbert Questionert, 15 questions that help you really know a person. Our favorite sandwiches, scariest animals, worst smells, and MORE.

Plus, the benefits of putting thoughts and feelings into actual WORDS.

And if you're curious about the old episode we mentioned where we take the Bernard Pivot questionnaire from Inside the Actor's Studio, here you go:

https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/inside-the-bitchen-studio

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

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Certain intimate details about Cyberpunk 2077.

People at work who hate us.

Insights and revelations about forgiving abusers.

And, this week in self-care: making yourself a priority.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Aim For The Head Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

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Selfies. We don't understand them. Or the people who constantly post them. Or the people who bully those people. Or Rihanna, who is apparently awful. And you know what else is awful? Hip dips. Apparently.

And this week in self care, reduce your stress by paying off your credit cards.

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We may be awful, but we're right!

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We're a little all over the place this week. We've got some commentary on religion, or rather the religious (because that's not the same thing), respect for the flag, respect for your neighbors, respect for your teeth, and then we bring back Bitchen in the Kitchen! This time it's all about soup. We're even giving you a recipe for minestrone!

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Paranormal Burrito

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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"Happy New Year." How about "Decidedly Better New Year?" We're doing our best to look forward to whatever is coming.

And this week, we introduce the theme for 2021: The Year of Self Care. Because we need it.

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Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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Christmastime is here. Happiness and cheer. We do a deep dive into our Christmas music collections and share some exquisite and unusual holiday favorites. It's sure to help you get in the mood! And in the final segment of the Year of Woo, Pitney teaches us all about pyramid power!

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Thanks For Coming!

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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Remember when Tipper Gore and a bunch of other politicians' wives with nothing better to do decided to be the nation's mommies and let us know what records were dirty? Good times. But what Tipper and friends didn't realize is the music they grooved to in the 1970s was far more dangerous. This week we talk about what the PMRC targeted and the insidious mind poison they missed.

And this week in woo, Amelia takes us to the world of twin flames. It's so bad.

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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It's that time of year again where we talk about gratitude, and things that make our world a better place. Everything about 2020 has been crazy, but some good has come out of it. We talk about the people who are struggling to make it work (such as teachers and creatives) in contrast to things like the effects of working at home full time on Amelia's emotional health.

Also:

- The joys of therapy via Zoom.

- Food delivery services providing new exposure to small local restaurants.

- Xbox Gamepass

- Exciting food packaging

- Skype calls with friends

And this week in woo, the alleged physical and spiritual effects of semen retention.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and 2 Girls on a Bench (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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Our best stories about our worst roommates. Breaking stuff, skipping out on bills, being generally gross - this one's got it all! And women who believe they've been pregnant for YEARS and doctors are just too dumb to agree with them. For real. The woo-woo world of cryptic pregnancies. And we know the title is weird, but if you listen, you'll understand.

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

It's Pitney & Amelia's Spooky Stax!

We're celebrating Halloween this year by sharing our love of Halloween themed records! Music, scary stories, classic sound effects, everything you need to set a Halloween mood! Plus, a bit of QAnon woo!

Here are links to stuff we talked about in this episode!

Scary Sounds of Halloween website

A Night In A Haunted House/A Night In A Graveyard

Disneyland Records' The Chilling Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House

Haunted Dimensions

Disneyland Records' The Chilling Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House

Walt Disney's Trick or Treat on DisneylandRecords.com

Walt Disney's Trick or Treat

The Demented Doctor

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Slasher's Delight; Halloween Sounds of Horror

Great Ghost Stories

Alfred Hitchcock Presents Ghost Stories for Young People

Hammer Presents Dracula with Christopher Lee a Horrifying Story of Vampirism with Sounds and Music

A Night Of Terror: A Continuous Tale Of Horror Told In Sound

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

Halloween Scream Themes

Halloween Spooky Tunes

Elvira - Living in a Haunted House (live at Knott's)

Midnight Syndicate

Ice Nine Kills

Grim Grinning Ghosts by The Walt Disney World Band

Vitamin String Quartet Performs The Nightmare Before Christmas

Baby Rockstar Lullaby Renditions of the Nightmare Before Christmas

The Munsters Theme by Tamburizza Orchester Ivan Vukovic

Who Am I? Mystery of Bulgarian Voices

Ultimate Halloween Classical Music Collection - 50 Haunting Classics for a Creepy Night

And we didn't talk about these songs, but we've used some of them in past Halloween shows because songs from the 1910s and 1920s are the best! 13 Vintage Halloween Songs from the 1910's, 20's, & 30's – Full Song Party Playlist (a few seconds from The Skeleton Rag, by the American Quartet in 1912, is in this episode)

Promos: Desperately Seeking and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality