Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Our regular episode will come a little late this week.

For right now, this is PODCAST BLACKOUT.

We may not be able to do a lot, but we can do this.

Here are a couple quick videos to get you thinking, and some good stuff to read. Hopefully after this, you'll be ready to do some googling!

Are you racist? 'No' isn't a good enough answer.

Inside the Mind of White America

Showing Up for Racial Justice

Let's Talk About Whiteness – Eula Biss, On Being with Krista Tippett

Citizenship and Social Justice

This week's episode has a healthy dose of the cattiness that we are known for! Explore the stinky bowels of Twitter as Amelia recounts her adventures with a couple of 20-something know it alls. Pitney and the Fabulous Steve are at it again, making fun of people, the President and reminiscing about how shopping malls used to be. And any fashion tips that are mentioned in that clip... please ignore to your peril!

Promos: Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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First of all, you need to know that Pitney's mother's house has no air conditioning, so he often records with the window open. Hence the occasionally really loud wind chimes. Reality is, like, so real.

This week we are all about sharing our genius with you! Get ready to learn the proper way to use a plunger, the best way to clear a drain, the most creative ways to decorate your home on the cheap, and the number one thing you should be buying by the pound if you like being clean.

And this week in woo, you've heard about people who talk to the dead, right? What about a woman who interviews famous dead people? Pitney is gonna turn you on to a YouTube channel you're going to LOVE.

Oh, and hey, it's worth mentioning that this episode would normally be when we talk about all the fun we had at Texas Frightmare Weekend, but, like everything else this year, that event got rescheduled. So be sure to look for that episode in September!

Promos: FriGay the 13th and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

We swear we aren't TRYING to do a bunch of shows about the coronavirus, but we talk about our lives, so there it is.

We touch a bit on quarantine life and being "essential." We wonder how long it might take to get back to normal, and what normal even is any more. We get philosophical about interconnectedness and wonder if the earth is knocking us down and resetting herself a little bit.

Meanwhile, Tricia Von Liechtenstein hates technology. Are you surprised?

And we have a bit of a woo double shot this week! First we talk about the otherkin, and then we hear about a friend of Pitney's who thinks COVID19 is the work of the illuminati!

Promo: Dis Beer and Distress

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

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Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

Join the conversation over at our Facebook group!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Ever have commercials that just irritate the bejesus of out you? Well, we do too! Hear all about them on this latest episode of the BitchenBoutique! Learn all about how ultra-fans worship fictitious characters, and how Pitney and Amelia are coping with health challenges, and the weirdness of the world in general. Blue liquid for urine?? Nothing is too taboo for us! Listen to the newest episode of the BitchenBoutique and be enlightened.

Promo: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/florida-men 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

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Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

Join the conversation over at our Facebook group!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

Break from the real world for an hour this week and learn all about Amelia's hair dyeing adventures! Pitney also reminisces about having hair and being a truly awful, yet chronic, hair dyer. Dogs are funny critters with some very strange poop habits, and we sure do know about that. Travel with Pitney to Pantheacon, the wonderful and fabulous annual Pagan convention in the SF Bay area and learn all about people who just can never be happy no matter how good a thing is. PC righteousness or just being self-important Negative Nancys? You decide!

The Fabulous Steve joins us for this week's woo to share about his awakening intuition.

One disclaimer: Pitney wrongly states that the Radical Faeiries were founded in the 60s. It was actually the late 70s. (That will all make sense in time!)

Promo: I Shake My Head http://www.ismhead.podbean.com

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We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

Join the conversation over at our Facebook group!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

(Did you download the show on day one? you might have gotten only half of it. Please download again!)

What a crazy week it's been out there in the real world! But you're getting a whole 'nuther kind of crazy on this episode. Pitney quit his job, Amelia was all excited about her upcoming trip to London, and Pitney suddenly has issues with the British but loves suicide cults for some reason. And then it's about bathing. How clean is clean, especially when a filthy person claims they've washed?

And this week in woo, the CLEDON. What the hell is it? Pitney explains.

Promo: Podscure and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

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Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

Join the conversation over at our Facebook group!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Welcome to episode 100 of the Bitchen Boutique! We can hardly believe it ourselves.

This week, a couple of whiny twins who want us to believe they don't know which twin they are. Amelia isn't buying it. And we break down a list of reasons why some guy claims he "left the New Age." And in the Year of Woo, we talk about Amanda Chantal Bacon, the utterly woowoo founder of Moon Juice.

Be sure to check out Jarrett Sleeper's awesome ACB video!

Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! Join the conversation over at our Facebook group! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Emotional abuse. How to spot it and how to deal with it. Setting boundaries to protect yourself. Amelia has had a rough time in recent months, and she's telling you how she put a stop to being used and abused. She also talks about metta, the Buddhist practice of loving kindness and compassion, and how it's kept her from being consumed with anger through all of this!

And in the middle of it all, Pitney gives a Valentine's Day message of self-love. It ain't all hearts and flowers.

Promo: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Dis Beer and Distress (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! Join the conversation over at our Facebook group! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

The Fabulous Steve is BACK, and we've saved his best stories for last!

Highlights: Tim Curry live in concert. Maurice Chevalier was a creep. Singin in the Rain was a masterpiece. MGM ruined people. Amelia's mildewed theater program collection. Steve and Pitney and Jerry Herman and Lauren Bacall and Carol Channing. Shelling out big bucks for Hamilton. Peter O'Toole on the West End. Noises Off and the immediacy of live theater.

Plus, in the Year of Woo, Amelia talks rocks!

Promo: Things Joe Hates (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! Join the conversation over at our Facebook group! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality