Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Angela in Sleepaway Camp.

Liz in American Horror Story: Hotel.

Charlie in Hereditary.

Three very different ways of looking at trans identities.

Welcome to our supersized All The Horror special for 2020, featuring Dr. Leks Drakos, of The Geekly. Find him on Twitter at @leksikality and at leksikality.com.

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All the Horror's theme music is composed by Sean Faust!

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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Don't forget October is ALL THE HORROR month, and our next episode is a special supersized discussion with our friend Dr. Leks Drakos about trans characters in horror. Tell your friends!

This week we kick it off with an all new Hatin' on Satan, where we make fun of a woman who thinks wearing face masks and standing six feet apart to control the spread of COVID-19 is Satanic!

Link to the full YouTube video!

And then WAY too many stories related to urine. We apologize for getting a little icky. But they're funny stories, we promise!

And in the world of woo, Amelia teaches us about Starseeds.

Promos: Paranormal Burrito and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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First a bit of catching up, talking about dogs, how insane the weather is, and how you used to be able to afford to live in Austin when you couldn't pay your bills on time.

Then a quick "woo" lesson in urine therapy. Yup, urine and the people who swear by drinking it.

Pitney saw a couple movies, Resolution and The Endless, and they haunted him so much he had to tell Amelia about them.

Then suddenly we're talking about the Shakers and Pitney starts singing. You know, like a normal episode.

Promo: Slay Queens Podcast

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And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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First off, we are SO SORRY about the weird sound issues in this one. It's been insanely hot in California and Pitney's mom's house had NO AC so there was a fan on full blast and we didn't realize the sound was picked up until it was too late!

Beware when Facebook ads suddenly offer you everything you've ever wanted, like hot tattooed guys in linen pants. Online clothes shopping can be a nightmare, especially when the stuff comes from some company in China you've never heard of. Caveat emptor! Subdivision life has gotten even weirder in the age of covid. (Have you seen birthday parades yet?) Not that it wasn't gross before. The suburbs are full of trash. And this week in woo, the QAnon freaks have thoughts on Linkin Park, and one of them let Pitney know all about it. And while I've got your attention, Invasion of the Remake just celebrated their fifth anniversary! Check out their promo later in this episode, and, as always, links to promoted shows are the show notes!

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Invasion of the Remake (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! Join the conversation over at our Facebook group! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

This week we're talking tarot! Learn how tarot can be a useful tool, even for non-believers like Amelia. Learn about the structure of the tarot deck (major and minor arcana, suits, court cards), and how card meanings work based on their position and the intuition of the reader. Also, we discuss weird public perceptions of what tarot is about, and how to choose a deck that will work for you. And, as always, we laugh a lot along the way.

No year of woo segment this week, because the whole episode is borderline woo!

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Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! Join the conversation over at our Facebook group! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

This week, Pitney and Amelia talk about exciting careers we could have had if only we'd made more of an effort. Or any effort at all, in Amelia's case. Then some talk about learning to type sends us on a tangent about a favorite KISS album, which reminds Pitney how he and Tricia Von Liechtenstein met.

And this week in woo, Amelia discovers "flower essences." You MUST watch the video that inspired this segment!

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and 2 Girls on a Bench (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! Join the conversation over at our Facebook group! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

After a quick bit of catching up, Pitney and Amelia talk about Hamilton hot takes and how it's not necessary to announce to the world that you don't like a thing. All fandoms have this problem, but jeez people, just because someone likes a thing you don't like doesn't mean that person is WRONG. What can make or break a cast album. Memories of cute drag queens from back in the day. Has Amelia ever seen Firefly? The answer kicks off a discussion about stuff we don't watch, and reasons why Johnny Depp is gross and stupid.

And this week in woo, 5G is gonna kill us all. Apparently. And Pitney cooks up a scheme to get rich off of these woo people.

And if you want to understand the name of this episode, you need to listen to the end. (And, as always, wait for the Marvel-style bonus scene after the credits!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

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Mmmmmm leftovers! This week we dug to the back of the freezer to pull out a few things that didn't quite fit into other recent shows. Like just how much Skyrim Pitney REALLY plays. Amelia reading an excerpt from Jenna Jameson's memoir to see if Pitney can guess which celebrity about whom she was spilling some rather interesting sexual tea. Then a bit of cattiness about some Rush superfans. And finally, Pitney takes us on a woo shopping trip through Target. Bon appetit!

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Thanks For Coming! (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Happy Pride, everyone!

This week we're teaching the kids about the fight for LGBTQ rights from the 60s through today, and how important protests have always been to this country. Stonewall, the White Night riots, ACT UP, all the way through today, when existing rights are being stripped; Pride has never been just a parade. And we owe the BLM movement our participation, because none of us are free until we all are. And JK Rowling? Like we weren't gonna talk about THAT.

(Oh, you think we're suddenly political? Shut up and learn something.)

And this week in woo, Pitney does a three-card tarot reading to help us all focus our energy during this tense time.

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

HERE, QUEER, AND IN YOUR EAR -- NEW PRIDE GOODIES IN OUR ZAZZLE SHOP!PRIDE PROCEEDS GO TO THE ACLU!

Amelia finally got to have her rescheduled hysterectomy! Hear all about the COVID precautions and protocols, cool tiny robots, and what it's like to find out you've been walking around with a freakishly gigantic uterus all your life.

Somehow, while surfing the internet, an article about Wayne Newton selling his estate led Pitney to a wholly remarkable story about a wannabe porn star whose "sex in public" videos may have resulted in a gas station closing forever.

And this week in woo, the things you sometimes have to do to get your crops to grow.

Promos: 2 Girls on a Bench and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! Join the conversation over at our Facebook group! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality