Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Please enjoy this thick, hearty bowl of Texas Chainsaw Massacre stew, where we talk about the glorious original 1974 film and the 2022 Netflix sequel. Then help yourself to a tasty side of spring-fresh patron saints of doink disease, and for dessert, a random discussion that took us back in time 40 years to a scandal in Bay Area Starsky and Hutch fandom.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Aim For The Head Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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We're pissed off about what's going on in Texas and Florida and damn straight we're gonna talk about it in the way you'd expect from us. Our feelings are serious even if our language is not. Smart, vulgar talk about scary stuff. A quick note about what Chuck Tingle is up to these days. (Don't know him? You will!) And a discussion about a murderous SkyrimIRL video blogger JinnKid turns intro an examination of things other people find hilarious that we don't at all. And in the #YearOfTheSaints segment, get ready to meet three special ladies, St. Apollonia, St. Lucy, and St. Agatha, and the body horror with which they're associated.

Promo: FriGay the 13th

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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(Important to mention this was recorded before the Russian invasion of Ukraine.)

Pitney returns from his brief hiatus, and he has big news that even surprises Amelia! And Amelia learned her husband doesn't like sitting and watching TV, even though that's a lot of what he does anyway. News about Russia causes us to reminisce about a delightful weekend at a hotel with the Soviet track team. And boy do we have information about St. Patrick that will surprise you!

Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Amelia chats with an old friend she's been calling Frito since the night they met in 1986. They talk about their school and its ridiculous confederate mascot, how important it is for students to understand that high school isn't reality, and learning how to "human" from the right sources. (For example, don't let Disney princesses or John Hughes movies teach you anything about what relationships are like.)

And brace yourselves for the story of Saint Catherine of Siena, her unusual wedding ring, the theft of her fabulous incorrupt head.

Promo: Dealing Justice

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Amelia cuts loose on what it's like to be a fat chick, especially what it is to exist in a world that tells you at every turn that the worst thing imaginable for most people is that they could look like you. If you're a fat person, you get it. If you're not, you'll learn stuff.

It's also February, which means Valentine's Day is coming up. So of course this week the saint we feature is St. Valentine!

And to those of you who listen to us on Spotify, please contact us on social media or via email. We'd really like to hear your thoughts on the Rogan thing.

Promos: Family Plot and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Amelia talks to the delightful K Anderson from the Lost Spaces Podcast about loving trashy gay bars, realizing everybody isn't a little bit into women, understanding the need for queer spaces, dumping evil people, hating Gwyneth Paltrow, and being comfortable enough to find yourself. And this week's #YearOfTheSaints segment brings us back to the days of Romans tossing martyrs to the lions, and one young woman's story will blow your mind!

Lost Spaces (lostspacespodcast.com)

Promo: Brook Reading Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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The first of several 2022 episodes sans Pitney. Amelia is totally unchaperoned and freaking out only a little bit. But she's got some old classic clips from the first year of the podcast (featuring an inappropriate use of Vaseline and a disgusting lack of oral hygiene), the first installment of the Year of the Saints (who is the patron saint of podcasters? The answer may surprise you!), and some updates about exciting things going on around here.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and the Reel Feels Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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That's one hell of a title, isn't it? Made you look! In addition to flasked flatus, we talk about honesty in online kink commerce, the "Steve Vai groupie" (a video that was viral back when it meant copying VHS tapes and actually handing them around), a scammy handyman, and a big announcement about what the show's gonna sound like for the next few months. (And speaking of sound, we apologize for the sound quality on Pitney's end. There was no way to re-rerecord this one, and I fixed what I could.)

Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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It's OK not to be OK during the holidays. Commiserate with your pals Pitney and Amelia as we talk about how we just CAN'T EVEN right now. Set boundaries. Eat yummy food. And watch movies where people fight on Christmas because it's hella cathartic. (We discuss three: A Summer Place, The Ref, and the John Waters classic Female Trouble.)

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Brook Reading Podcast

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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Or should that be House of Snucci? Anyway...

Bitchy old queen opinions about Madonna, Lady Gaga, Harry Styles, Will & Jada, and crossdressing kids.

Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

LGBTQ+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality