Please Don't Tell

Please Don’t Tell Industries would formally like to grant every member of our audience permission to have a #pleaseDOtellsummer. That’s right. The temperature is warmer, the shorts are shorter, and the honesty is unabated. Unabated, I say!!! Will there be an abatement? NAY, NAY, NAY! That’s right. This will be a summer of truths and in the spirit of this, Sarah and Jackie have decided to play a round of “Full Disclosure.” They’ll go through their OWN search histories and challenge themselves to offer up something the audience will find interesting, embarrassing, or down right despicable. Well…not despicable. Unless you are a fundamentalist Christian who finds palm readings to be particularly heinous. Otherwise everythings cool here. Just some honest discussion about whether Wario and Waluigi are related, a round of “he’s a ten but…”, and why a Duck Dynasty article leads to a viral TikTok leads to a childhood friend of Sarah’s. The webs we weave, eh?

New episodes every other Wednesday.

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Episode Links:

“Dunkey Streams Mario Strikers: Battle League” by WalTer .NO by way of dunkstream (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu727GeeyH4&ab_channel=WaLter.NO) (https://www.twitch.tv/dunkstream)

“Waluigi And Wario Aren’t Related - So Who The Hell Is Waluigi?” by Patrick Tierney (https://www.thegamer.com/wario-waluigi-related/)

“Miyamoto: the Mario cast is 'a troupe of actors,' and Bowser's kids are adopted” by Alexa Ray Corriea (https://www.polygon.com/gaming/2012/9/25/3407672/miyamoto-the-mario-cast-is-a-troupe-of-actors-and-bowsers-kids-are)

“Car Seat Headrest’s Will Toledo Opens Up About Being A Furry” by Rachel Brodsky (https://www.stereogum.com/2190257/car-seat-headrests-will-toledo-opens-up-about-being-a-furry/news/)

Please Don't Tell is a podcast. It's a podcast where Sarah and Jackie go through each other's internet search history and ask questions. In this particular episode of this podcast, Sarah applies to work at WeWork for hot people, Jackie googles Alex Trebek's son 16 times, and both wonder whether they'd prefer their significant other to leave them for someone who looks similar to them or not at all. That is the podcast and this is the description of the podcast. And that's all I'm gonna say about that!

New episodes every other Wednesday.

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Episode Links:

"Tricking My Way Into NYC's Billionaire Penthouses I Fakes, Frauds and Scammers" by VICE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKwkMZbeeGo&ab_channel=VICE)

"400: CHATTY BROS: Grayston's Ex Interview" by Chatty Broads with Bekah and Jess (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/400-chatty-bros-graystons-ex-interview/id1441571050?i=1000564178673)

"RuPaul's Drag Race" and "The Buzz on Maggie" are property of Paramount Global and the Walt Disney Company respectively. 

Sooooo remember how in the last episode the bit for the description was pretending the show was "getting serious" even though it wasn't? Well, that didn't age well because we live in hell and this has not been a pleasant few weeks. Let me break this down for you:

New episodes every other Wednesday (pinky promise this time). 

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Episode Links:

"Joe Gatto splits from wife and 'Impractical Jokers,' citing personal issues" by Brian Niemietz (https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/ny-joe-gatto-quits-impractical-jokers-issues-wife-20220101-cguujc6hrvbjtboucfi4yaecna-story.html)

"Ziwe Asks Chet Hanks About His Jamaican Accent Ep. 2 Official Clip |ZIWE| Season 2" by SHOWTIME (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERIk8qBnLJM)

"The Bad Guys - Cast Table Read " by Universal Pictures (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mUJ-MCxYGA&ab_channel=UniversalPictures)

"Maisel actor Tony Shalhoub lists UWS spread for 4.5M" by Shivani Vora (https://nypost.com/2022/04/25/maisel-actor-tony-shalhoub-lists-uws-spread-for-4-5m/)

We do not own any audio that isn't us.

Please Don't Tell Enterprises dedicates this week's episode to the memory of Josh, Murphy, Zippy, Ippy, Goldie, Bubbles, Potato, Kiwi, and any other pets we've lost along the way. We'd also like to discuss the dangers of poor dental hygiene, cigarette smoking, and doing "the beast with two backs," as the Immortal Bard called it. Lastly, the NY Department of Health will be going over a Bareburger health code violation from six years ago. As you can see, it isn't always fun and games here. For one week and one week only, Jackie and Sarah have banned all jokes, hijinks, tomfoolery, and shenanigans. These are the necessary parameters when talking about Bear in the Big Blue House and an evil mouse from space that used to be meek but is now confident in itself. Listeners with the maturity and stomach for such topics will be rewarded with the most insane Facebook hacker story ever. All tongue in cheek aside, this story is actually crazy. If you aren't going to listen to the whole episode, go to an hour and nine minutes in at least. It'll be worth it. 

New episodes every other Wednesday. 

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Tickets to Sarah's next sketch show on May 1st can be purchased here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/omfg-im-so-embarrassed-a-sketch-show-tickets-310066726927

The Fairly Oddparents and The Flintstones are property of Nickelodeon and Warner Brothers, respectively.

Good things come to those who wait or must deal with Jackie failing to edit and post an episode in time. Your hosts sincerely apologize, but they have more than made up for it as far as this episode description is concerned. Corma Kelley, one of NYC's most elite comedienne drag queens, joins the podcast to discuss her search history. Corma's searches are not for the faint of heart and we wouldn't have her any other way. Maybe don't play this over the loudspeaker at work, but if you are up for giggling about Oscars, orifices, and Oddbods, this special 10th episode will have been worth the wait. Let's get silly. 

New episodes every other Wednesday (promise). 

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

For more Corma Kelley, follow her on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/cormakelley/?hl=en).

Tickets to Sarah's next sketch show can be purchased here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/omfg-im-so-embarrassed-a-sketch-show-tickets-310066726927

One of them doesn't know how cameras work. The other can't poop. Together they make a formidable podcasting duo that laughs in the face of danger and doesn't care if Katy Perry files a lawsuit against them for bringing up that time she fought some nuns over a convent. Scratch that last bit. Please leave them alone, Ms. Perry. They weren't in their right minds when they recorded this, you see? Jackie had just gotten off a 7 am flight and Sarah was asleep at the wheel for this one. I strongly encourage you to listen to Chatty Broads or Game of Roses for your Bachelor commentary. Although, we do have that this week as well. For those of you that aren't pop stars that dated Russell Brand, please enjoy the episode. It includes all of the above, a Toy Story 4 review, a medical diagnosis for a despot, and much more. Swish, swish, bish. 

New episodes every other Wednesday.

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Episode Links: 

"We Really Don’t Talk Enough About That Time A Nun Died In Court While Fighting Katy Perry" by Alasdair Duncan (https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/katy-perry-nuns-battle/)

"What has he been Putin on his face? How Russian leader Vladimir's appearance has changed dramatically through the years and he looks younger than ever" by Elaine O'Flynn (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3042134/What-Putin-face-Russian-leader-Vladimirs-appearance-changed-dramatically-years-looks-younger-ever.html)

"RAISED BY WOLVES Season 2 Episode 4 Breakdown, Theories & Details You Missed!" by Think Story (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVem3lSilvM&ab_channel=ThinkStory)

We do not own any audio that isn't us. 

Pssst. Pssst. Hey. Over here. Be quiet. I can't say this too loudly so listen close. Jackie and Sarah may have "wet their beaks" a bit in this episode. They had a little trouble "unbending their elbows" if you know what I mean. They were "three sheets to the wind" if you catch my drift. You could say they "imbibed a Lime-A-Rita tall boy each and proceeded to drunkenly record an episode of their podcast while also eating hot Cheetos." So to speak. All that aside, they spent their sober time checking Teletubbies Wiki and watching "D.W. being iconic for 3 minutes straight", so there's plenty to cover. From ClickHole to TheCatSite, no corner of the internet went untouched this week. Let's just hope their phones died before they finished recording. Cheers!

New episodes every other Wednesday.

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Episode Links: 

Alexa Meade's Artwork (https://www.alexameade.com/ or https://www.instagram.com/alexameadeart/?hl=en)

"Which Bing Bong Theory Are You?" Quiz by ClickHole (https://clickhole.com/which-bing-bong-theory-are-you-1825124490/)

"arthur scenes being iconic for 4 minutes straight" by leann (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkNNnHNI5aA&t=11s)

"D.W being iconic for 3 minutes straight" by maeve (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaEmP6zLgLY)

Some episode descriptions are pretty difficult, but this one writes itself. Jackie attending the Super Bowl and Sarah hosting her sketch show (we'll let you decide which is cooler) did not prevent them from wringing the world wide web for all it was worth. In perhaps the show's most revealing segment yet, questions regarding the ever-present Shen Yun billboards lead to an expose on how/why the show uses dance to covey an anti-Communist ideology and organ harvesting. If that isn't enough to entice you, I don't know what else will. But to sweeten the pot, I'll mention they catch up on Euphoria, look at Tom Cruise's middle tooth, and go through a game of guess that 90s cartoon theme. Whether you understand NFTs or not, Please Don't Tell has something for everyone. This week's episode is not presented by Accutane. 

New episodes every other Wednesday.

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Episode Links:

"Guess The 90s Cartoon Theme" by Tacoz Guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA3efell-Zo&ab_channel=TacozGuy)

"Is Euphoria mid?" by Noel Miller (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gyX2R7e0pI&ab_channel=NoelMiller)

Redeeming Love Trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8RIlIOd_us&ab_channel=MovieclipsTrailers)

What DOES love have to do with it? DO you believe in life after love? Why DON’T you love me anymore? These are only song titles, but thankfully Sarah and Jackie took a minute to answer some real dating questions from their audience. It’s a Valentine's Day special y’all! So light some candles, kiss some strangers, hit up your exes despite your better instincts. Love takes on all forms. Like two friends discussing Voldemort’s genitalia, an immortal horned toad, or which states they’d sleep with and which they’d kill. Reality TV too. It's shows about houses again. We love you! 

New episodes every other Wednesday.

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Tickets for Sarah's sketch show on February 13th can be purchased here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/omfg-im-so-embarrassed-a-sketch-show-tickets-241993959447?aff=efbneb

Read more about Old Rip, the Miracle Horned Toad here: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/3631

Extra, extra, read all about it! A new episode from the most charming duo in the world of podcasting! That may be exaggerating, but bold headlines grab readers, right? Now that we have your attention, here are the cold, hard facts. Sarah disassociates because of a toy horse, Jackie owns up to an embarrassing, secret passion of his, and they both cry, "Why are there so many names that start with K and T?!" Oh! There is also a surprise appearance from one of NYC's most prominent socialites!  All this and more on another episode of (Don Pardo voice) Please Don't Tell! Exciting stuff. 

New episodes every other Wednesday.

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/).

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Tickets for Sarah's sketch show on February 13th can be purchased here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/omfg-im-so-embarrassed-a-sketch-show-tickets-241993959447?aff=efbneb

The article mentioned is "Parents beware: The book exchange where you send 1 to get 36 probably won’t work" by Dwight Adams (https://www.indystar.com/story/news/2018/04/17/36-book-exchange-letter-parents-beware-pyramid-scheme-facebook/524318002/).