And no, we aren't referring to Baby New Year! A new year means a fresh start, but not for Sarah and Jackie since they are forbidden from deleting their internet search histories. Is that understood?! They are, however, welcome to discuss those searches, which may or may not include Twilight-themed weddings, the Santa Clause 2, and true crime (that one is for the freaks out there). There is also the mandatory reality television chat concerning a sleeper hit from the Syfy channel. May you all be Mommy's happiest baby in 2022! 

New episodes every other Wednesday.

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Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

The video referenced is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPgvGhf0YdA&ab_channel=Mike%27sMic by Mike's Mic (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuwUl4_fcRio_valO7_lxjA). 

Even though they seem also to be a hosting a Survivor recap show, Jackie and Sarah still find time to invade each other's privacy. This episode isn't for the faint of heart. Revelations concerning everyone's favorite bear could shake the very foundation of our society. Jackie's bathroom musings may lead to unprecedented breakthroughs in the field of coprology. And maybe, just maybe, we can learn more from gentle underwater giants like Migaloo than we think. If none of that happens though, don't you wanna know what Sarah and Jackie did at prom? Maybe they should have just googled Omicron a few months ago instead. 

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I've heard of Christmas in July, but the 4th of July in December?! Jackie and Sarah were clearly going through it this summer. They ponder existential quandaries like "Is the G train still running?" and "When does South Park get good?" before examining the nuances of MTV's Next and how to politely ask your doctor for Adderall. Much love to Jennifer Coolidge. 

New episodes every other Wednesday. 

Follow the show at pleasedonttell.pod on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pleasedonttell.pod/). 

Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/). 

The article referenced is "The Joke Was Never on Jennifer Coolidge" by E. Alex Jung (https://www.vulture.com/article/jennifer-coolidge-profile.html). 

Jackie and Sarah go where no friendship has gone before. Each episode they will look through one another's internet history and ask why on the earth they've searched what they have. There's a lot of explaining to do. It'll be strange. It'll get personal. So please don't tell.