Plumbing the Death Star

In which our heroes commit some crimes, go to jail, but then get turned into anti-heroes a bit as we ask what do we think will happen in suicide squad? We discuss Jared Leto’s sex crimes, talk a lot of shit about BvS, and bet steak dinners. Zammit laboriously explains Captain Marvel, Duscher hates method acting, Jackson brings back his favourite gag just for him, Aaron wishes DC would stop hurting him and we all just want to die. So get some bombs in your head, tattoo a mouth on your hand, and send all your mates condoms. Its spoiler free until 50 minutes and 51 seconds in til 51 minutes and 38 seconds.Want to help finally do it and form our own Suicide Squad? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help let us die.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

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In which our heroes get ready for a formal occasion, learn how to do a windsor knot and completely forget to put on pants as we head out the door, all the while wondering why Donkey Kong wears a tie. We look at the attire of all the Kong Klan, discover horrible things about Mario’s past and constantly remind ourselves of DK’s lacking intelligence. Jackson wants to know where the bananas are, Zammit wants to put ties on all apes, fictional and real, and Duscher just wants more information on the DK rap. It’s a strange suit fitting as we dress up animals. Want to help dress animals in formalwear? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help get an ape in more wedding photos.

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In which our heroes are haunted by past decisions, live through nightmares and attempt to solve our hellish lives with arson while asking how did P!nk's house get so full of evil clowns? Join your favourite pop music fans as they attempt to understand a deeper meaning behind every single lyric, misunderstand the point of metaphors and discuss the royal you, royal we and the royal singular us. Jackson figures out the perfect amount of clowns to allow in your house, Zammit likes the idea of one person running from a thousand bulls and Duscher just wants to flaunt his university education. Buckle in for another top tier episode that everyone has been clamouring for! You're welcome fans.Want to help us investigate the clown rash phenomenon? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can receive your (possible) fun house.And don’t forget to purchase your copies of Dinosaur Park and Boone Shepard over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.

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In which our heroes play the roles of Vault-Tec employees, working on contract for the military. We run for cover as the bombs fall around us, seal the vault doors behind us and figure out who we want as our Overseer. Jackson creates the council of clowns, Zammit just does The Village from M. Night Shyamalan and Adam just wants to make a very racist, but efficient, vault. So join the gang as they aid the US government with evil experiments. Want to break one of God's commandments? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get your brain put into a dogs body. And want to watch us play Fallout 4? Head to http://www.sanspantsradio.com/adam-falls-out/!

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In which our heroes decide which vault from the Fallout Universe they'd least like to live in. We deal with a radroach infestation, find a new chip for the water purifier and defend our vault from raiders. Jackson doesn't want to be a plant-man, Zammit wants you to explain things by referencing The Karate Kid and Adam punches a fan. So join the gang as they use subliminal messages. Want to create the perfect soldier? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have your vault rise up against you. And want to watch us play Fallout 4? Head to http://www.sanspantsradio.com/adam-falls-out/!

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In which our heroes order a shaken alcoholic beverage, get seduced by a femme fatale and get in a sweet car chase as we try to work out how we’d go about training a James Bond. We start by MI 6 giving us a baby, get too attached to the kid and hire a bully to do what a bully does. Jackson is pro-Pavloving, Zammit doesn't want to tell a teenager he'll be a spy and Duscher just gets super tired of raising a kid. So join the gang as they get to be James Bond’s thee dads and become increasingly paranoid of the British Government. Want to love the government? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can kill yourself and put the Union Jack in his room. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/.

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In which our heroes die at the hands of a child, spend some time as a ghost, and then attempt to kill that same child as we ask which of the Plumbing Boys would make the best Voldemort and why is it obviously Jackson B. Baly? We wonder what happened to Voldemort’s nose, turn a chip packet into a portkey, and give out mad cuddles. Zammit asks why the Death Eaters attacked Hogwarts in the first place, Duscher keeps alluding to Nazi Germany, and Jackson just once again argues for a government sanctioned union between two consenting cousins. So gather up your former cronies, put your soul in a snake, and try to kill the Boy Who Lived. It's either you or him so it might as well be him.Want to help Jackson take over the wizarding world? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start changing this world for the worse.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

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In which our heroes get a prestigious teaching position, find out about a terrible prophecy, and mark a child for death as we wonder which Plumbing Boy would make the best Dumbledore and why is it Joel Zammit? We discuss the difficulty of slaughtering Harry Potter, do some excellent British accents, and explain souls. Jackson wonders if Dumbledore has a bed, Duscher once again turns to suicide, and Zammit just oblviates his way out of most problems. So run a school poorly, consume more lemon sherbets than is strictly reasonable, and then die for vague reasons in a tower. It might not be the best to fight the Dark Lord but at least they’ll get an education this time round.Want to help Zammit put in a curriculum? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start changing this school for the better.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

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In which our heroes get born, survive an attack from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and wish our parents weren't dead while asking which one of us would make a better Boy Who Lived and why is it Joel Duscher? It's an emotional journey as we recruit an entire Quiditch team as our friends, try our best to memorise Duscher’s family tree and remember what being 11 is like. Jackson reimagines Harry as a monster, Zammit attempts too many accents and Duscher just wants to remind everyone when the PS2 was released. It's a philosophical adventure as we try to reach the sorcerer’s stone locked within Hogwarts by sending our best man forward, Joel C. Duscher. The C Stands for (Sick) Cunt.Want to help Duscher live out his fantasy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we’re sure we can buy a time-turner to ensure these evens come to pass.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!

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In which our heroes get attacked by the dark lord, have our mum jump in the way, and survive with only a scar as we ask is Harry Potter a bad wizard? We throw Harry Potter in a canal, wonder how useful troll knowledge actually is, and try to rationalise Dumbledore’s reasoning. Jackson wonders why everyone is super open about horcruxes, Zammit argues that Harry's only power is being present, and Sophie just loves Harry Potter and doesn't want to lose. So attend Hogwarts, go to your classes, and see how different things would be without the Boy Who Lived. The only rules are there are no rules.Want to help us separate our soul a bunch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can put our soul parts in gems and cups.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!

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