Plumbing the Death Star

In which our heroes make a list, check it twice, then put everyone in the negative zone if they keep superhero-ing while asking how would you deal with the Superhuman Registration Act? It's a controversial time as we decide to just punish Bruce Banner, make vigilanteism double illegal and just can't stop Captain America from Nomad-ing. Zammit is still pro-registration, Jackson is still pro-mutant extermination and Duscher is still anti-establishment. After all our changes, whose side are you on? It doesn't matter, cos they're both still bad and by the way we're all Skrulls now too. Or Hydra. Or Hyrda-Skrulls. Good.Want to help fund an even better superhero task force than last week? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll try and ensure everyone maintains their civil liberties, but harder this time.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Val Kilmer today!

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In which our heroes attempt to cope with the fallout of a superhero fuelled tragedy, decide registering superheroes is the way to go but then go and accidentally clone Thor as they decide whose side they're on in the Civil War (comics). They discuss the benefits of a superhero pension plan, the many cosmic welches of Dr. Strange, and shoot Captain America with a time gun. Jackson would happily forgive Rhino, Duscher is pro-Cap, and Zammit just wishes Tony didn't go so off the rails so quickly. So overreact pretty intensely, unmask Peter Parker and then throw all your problems in the Negative Zone. It just works.Want to help fund a better superhero task force? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll try and ensure everyone maintains their civil liberties.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Mighty Mouse today!

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In which our heroes find a perfect partner, really connect on an emotional level, ruin it all by forgetting to put a ring on it while asking how does dating work in Beyoncé's Single Ladies. Join us as we discover the completely untouched fictional universe of pop music, misunderstand the implications of lyrics and just plow through all common sense to arrive at a surprisingly well thought out theory. Jackson is stressed about phallic imagery, Zammit just informs everyone to put your hand up and Duscher just gives up less than five minutes in. Strap yourself in because this episode takes a hard left turn and oh boy, I don't know how they got to this conclusion but I'm sure glad they did.Want to help fill our bumbags full of awesome diamond rings? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us put a ring on it.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) copy of Beyonce's self-titled album.

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In which our heroes get inside your head, haphazardly press a few buttons and try to work out where Apathy went to while wondering what would be the consequences of Inside Out? We look at the complexity of the control panel, try and figure out how anti-depressants might work work and slam the puberty button to see what happens. Jackson is concerned about the effects of clumsiness, Zammit gets passionate over emotional programming and Michael gets sad when he remembers Bing Bong. It’s a real emotional journey as we discover how feelings work. To find more of Michael’s Duck Tales podcast head to http://itsaduckblur.libsyn.com, for his Pop Quiz Hot Shot podcast just head to http://geekmountain.com.au/pop-quiz-hot-shot/ and listen in to the time Zoe beat Steele in a Star Wars quiz. Also if you’re in Melbourne for the Comedy Festival head to http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2016/season/shows/an-evening-with-michael-williams-who-is-trapped-under-a-boulder-michael-williams and if they use the code DUCKBLUR you get 2-for-1 and may even see us there! Want to help balance Jackson’s emotions? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can ensure his emotions don’t eat other emotions. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Joy today!

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In which our heroes brood with Batman, soar with Superman, and wonder with Wonder Woman as they discuss what they thought of Batman v Superman. We puzzle at the mysterious presence of mosquito men, try to figure out what everyones plan was, and feel sorry for Ma Kent. Adam and Zammit have a love affair with Batfleck, Jackson bemoans the big steamy shit they took on Wonder Woman, and Duscher just wants to go to sleep. So build yourself a heavy armour, go out of your way to steal a photo, and dive into a lake to collect a thing that will almost definitely kill you. It's the maccas car park punch on of the century.Want to help Metropolis recover from even more collateral damage? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference in the lives of Mr and Mrs Johnny Q Metropolis.

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In which our heroes crash land on planet earth, lose their parents to a mugger, and then decide to punch on as they speculate what’s gonna happen in Batman v Superman. We talk about every other superhero film instead, delve into the injustice fan theory that makes Man of Steel better and start our very own Civil War. Duscher defends Spider-Man 3, Zammit really wants a courtroom drama, George puts all the blame on David S. Goyer’s need to be seen as a rad guy and Jackson just wants it to be the Super Friends. So line up for the midnight screening, get comfy in your seats, let us know it you’re #TeamJoel or #TeamJoel and hope that this (probable) train wreck of a film never slows down.Want to help Metropolis recover from even more collateral damage? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference in the lives of Mr and Mrs Johnny Q Metropolis.To see more of George and to book tickets to his one man show head to http://www.georgedima.com. George & Co. (the solo tour) is running from this Thursday the 24th of March til Sunday the 3rd of April downstairs at the Grand Mercure, so come on down and we might see you there!

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In which our heroes climb onstage, shield their eyes against the lights, take a sip of their water and ask why haven't we done a versus episode live? We decide whether or not it's fair to play soccer against a cripple, learn about chess-boxing, and settle the coke-pepsi debate once and for all. Zoe takes issue with Batman calling himself Batman, Zammit wonders who a planet is trying to impress, Jackson absolutely destroys some mummies, and Duscher just wants to be the best weekend dad he can be. So gather round, place your bets, and listen in as the versus matches stop being about punch ons and start being about fatherhood. Want to help us do more live shows?

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In which our heroes look at statistics, analyse the figures and tally up the deaths as they ask are mutants really a problem? Join us as we really get to the bottom of the X-Men v Brotherhood fights, argue about the logistics of car insurance and ponder the fate of Mutant Town. Jackson tries to justify his horrific opinions, Zammit is worried about the health of the Blob and Duscher just wants to try his best but not succeed. It's a wild ride as two thirds of us try to remain open minded but good people while the other commits hate crimes. I'm still upset.Want to help Duscher and Zammit prevent Jackson from committing a genocide? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us prevent another Hitler.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Stalin today!And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!

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In which our heroes visit Westeros, take a leisurely walk upon yonder cliff and start plotting and scheming as we try to survive the Game of Thrones. We look at which bad choices get you killed (all of them), do our best to avoid incest and come to accept the inevitable betrayal of everyone we know. Jackson plays the long game, Zammit tries his best but he does not succeed and Duscher just does what he is told, no questions asked. So join the gang as they realise that maybe this isn’t a game where you win or die, but just die and the only solution is a heist for the ages.Want to help find the rightful heir to rule Westeros? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in winning or dying. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Jamie Lannister today!And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!

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In which our heroes can’t ignore the elephant in the room, realise something has to be done so organise a 5-point plan on what to do with the mutant problem. We look at problems concerning the Phoenix Force, branch out to all powered citizens and work out our concerns of making several deals with several devils. Jackson has some radical opinions and ideas, Zammit wants a less monstrous approach and Duscher just wants to know how close Jackson is to Hitler. It’s a concerning proposal as we attempt to deal with the mutant problem while still remaining a shred of humanity.Want to help protest mutant registration? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in protecting mutant anonymity.

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