Plumbing the Death Star

In which our heroes warn the villagers, lock themselves away and hide from the full moon as they wonder if being a werewolf is really that much of a hassle? We discuss the Ninja Turtles choice of attire, the problem of eugenics in a fantasy world, and what things are metaphors for other things. Jackson assumes he's the mayor, Zammit thinks its more of a blessing than a curse, and Michael just wants to make werewolf puns. So sync up with your werewolf brethren, get howling, and slowly take over the world because that is absolutely going to happen. That's just simple mathematics.Want to help us run the perfect grassroots political campaign? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make mayor-wolf a reality.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Teen Wolf today!Remember to check out Sporadic’s production of Doctor Who’s Midnight https://www.adelaidefringe.com.au and you can follow Michael Shanks on twitter @timtimfed or watch The Wizards of Aus here; https://t.co/60nPkLG7u8.

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In which our heroes get our match-making skills out, take turns on the Love Tester and write up a pros and cons list to determine which of the 80s horror villain would make the best boyfriend. We look at how these potential boyfriends would handle kids, who would be a good listener and the problems of entering into a relationship with a doll who has the soul of a serial killer, his doll wife and their ready-made doll family. Jackson thinks Michael Myers is a fixer-upper, Zammit can’t get past facial deformities and Duscher has a traumatic camp story to bond with Jason. It’s a formula for love compatibility as we rank your favourite villains. Want to help villains find love too? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a specialised dating app. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) The Thing today!In the mood for some Young Adult reading? Just search for Keys of Cobolt on amazon.com today or follow the link http://tinyurl.com/keys-of-cobolt to enjoy some sweet man vs god vs demon vs the undead adventures.

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In which our heroes take a trip to 1407 Graymalkin Lane for an official inspection, meet a charming man with a luscious head of hair and give it a solid A++ for being outstanding and never once question why Professor X’s School for Xtraordinary Children has been shut down. We look at how government officials would approach the school, why Wolverine shouldn’t be a teacher and work out to how to control mutant teenagers. Jackson doesn’t think Professor X would get a Working with Children’s Check, Zammit is hiding students in broom cupboards and Duscher just wants to teach at the school. It’s a number of checks and balances as we pin everything down to mind powers and promptly forget everything we’ve just seen. Want to help governments regulate predatory schools? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make sure Professor X does all the relevant paperwork. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Wolverine today!In the mood for some Young Adult reading? Just search for Keys of Cobolt on amazon.com today or follow the link http://tinyurl.com/keys-of-cobolt to enjoy some sweet man vs god vs demon vs the undead adventures.

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In which our heroes take a walk through the forest, look for some delicious smurf berries and end up stumbling upon some little blue men that make us question a lot of things. We try to determine just how tasty these tiny blue critters are, envision Elmer Fudd as just the loneliest hunter in the lands and work out how where the females fit into their society. Jackson struggles to work out the plural of Smurfs, Zammit wonders what the lifespan of a Smurf is and Michael just wants to make a mouth-watering smoothie. It’s an episode with a lot of questions and not that many answers as we try and get to the bottom of just what a Smurf is and how they might have come to be.Want to help Smurf research? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help determine just how delectable these things are.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Smurf today!For more Michael, follow him on Twitter @meandmyeasel

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In which our heroes run faster than a speeding bullet, become more powerful than a locomotive and leap tall buildings in a single bound as we discuss which superpower would be the best to have. We try to sneak into a music festival, work out the logistics of fighting with flame-teeth and have a battle of The Primes. Jackson picks hole (no seriously, he picks holes), Zammit has no choice but to fight himself and Duscher just wants to see the world and himself burn. So join the gang as they celebrate a hundred episodes the only way they know how; in an arbitrary fight where there are no winners and everyone goes home disappointed. Here's to a hundred more! Want to have a hole as your face and a face as your hole? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be the only one to touch it, but not really. Sometimes get bored of not being in pain? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to be in intense physical pain!In Melbourne on the 18th of February? Come see us live at the Eureka Hotel in Richmond. Doors open at 6:30, we start talking at 7!

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In which our heroes invite Thor around for drinks, Netflix and Chill with Tony Stark and consider going bowling with the Hulk as we discuss which of the Avengers would be the best friend. We lay down some ground rules for what makes a good friend, talk about jumping on grenades and decide that the best friend is one who always matches your mood. Jackson ignores the rules of the game, Zammit is an awful friend to Hawkeye, Sam becomes the Zammit of friends and Cal just wants to detail his plan to get an Iron Man suit. So join the gang as they crash the Avengers Mansion to hang out with their brand new bestie before being escorted from the premises for being a bad influence on Captain America.Want to watch some old movies with Captain America? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can hear about how Casablanca is the best film ever. Left alone at the bar by Tony Stark? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to go to Captain America's party instead.In Melbourne on the 18th of February? Come see us live at the Eureka Hotel in Richmond. Doors open at 6:30, we start talking at 7!And don’t forget to check out the Winterhill series by Iain Martin available at all good amazon.com stores or check out his website at http://www.iainmartinbooks.co.uk

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In which our heroes miss their real dad, wonder why Captain Falcon had to go as we realise mum’s back to dating even more Super Smash Bros. This time it’s an All-Star Edition! We look at awkward family gatherings, wonder how much pain a bully can take and explain the Australian education system. Zammit tries to set mum up with a dragon, Jackson wants the dirtiest step-dad possible and Duscher, as always, says all you need for love is a large hand. Or two. So sit back and pull a blanket over your head to try block out the noise of a Pokémon having sex with your mum. It won't work. It'll never work.Want to help get Wario locked away? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help raise the bounty on his head.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free (possible) Mario today! And don’t forget to check out the Winterhill series by Iain Martin available at all good amazon.com stores or check out his website at http://www.iainmartinbooks.co.uk

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In which our heroes hop in a Tardis, grab a young British woman, and commit genocide as we wonder what are the implications of regenerations in Dr Who. We talk the skill required to regenerate, how useful regenerations are for crimes, and whether or not you'd be able to successfully regenerate into a dog. Duscher handballs the Doctor some new generations, Sam calls out River Song, Cal pitches Dogter Who, and Jackson just realises how ridiculous Dr. Who really is and gets mad. So live recklessly, try and solve space crime, and hope your benevolent overlords will chuck you some more regenerations. You'll figure something out.Want to help us track down Doctor Who and get him to quit it? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start our search as soon as possible.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free (possible) Jean Luc Picard today!

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In which our heroes buy an Italian sports car, dye their thinning hair, squeeze into tight spandex to recreate the good old days and ask how would Spiderman deal with being middle-aged? We wonder if we'd risk dating Peter Parker, why Aunt May insists on marrying villains and why they made a Man-Spider movie. Duscher predicts sad old man-boobs, Zammit wonders how long Mary Jane sticks it out, Tom is worried about concussions and Jackson gets really into mints. So get prepared for wrinkles and forgetfulness as we try to ignore old Peter Parker's friend requests on Facebook. Want to help the families of the victims of Spiderman? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in curbing web-based homicide in our streets.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to fuel up your geek today!

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In which our heroes get sweaty in their Christmas sweaters, leave milk and cookies out for Santa and overload on the Christmas spirit while wondering what is the best fictional Christmas universe to live in. We look at the magic powers of coats, explore the horrors of immortality, and replace Santa with Ironman. Zammit accidentally chooses the worst Christmas Universe, Duscher envisions a world that's perfect for dead-beat dads, and Jackson just wants to kill santa with a rock. So join the gang as they explore the holiday multiverse and just end up causing a lot of Christmas themed trauma. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.Want to get some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/SansPants and sign up to receive your (possible) Harrison Ford today!Want to help jackson run the North Pole wrong? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make his dream your nightmare.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least a book on saving Christmas.

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