Midseason tournament? Sounds Dumb. Did Luka Doncic's dad fuck a girl Vlade Divac wanted to? With absolutely no research of knowledge, we say yes. We cover all this and debut a new segment: the stiffness index. Even for us this might be too many dick analogies in one episode. 

What a week of NBA action!! Luka and Harden are going balls deep in the league. The Lakers are good. The Celt-- uh I forgot what I was saying on that last part but it's a great ep. We debut a new segment called: Do They Suck?? 

Emergency Bonus: The Knicks have turned it around and officially won the Porzingis trade. Also Melo signs with the Blazers and we finally talk Celtics— now get off our backs you piece of shit Boston fans.

The boys are back with a full ep covering the stories of the day PLUS some inside dirt from our buddy Adam Glyn who's covered the NBA for TMZ. Who's a an asshole? Who's a nice guy? Does Steph Curry cheat? Listen to find out

Sam and Stav try out a remote recording and you lucky motherufckers get to listen to it. Full ep coming weds

Gadam the NBA rules, week 2's got us stiffer than Michael Porter Jr's back.

Join us as we discuss the Warriors being cowards (and pedophiles?), we do some investigative reporting re:Jimmy Butler smashing KAT's gf, and do a thorough ass rundown of the week's events. 

Sam and Stav recap the first week of the NBA season. Thank you lord for giving us basketball back. 

If you've bet all your money on our Eastern Conference over/unders, take out the biggest loan your bank will allow and bet that on our West over unders. These are guaranteed locks baby! 

(Prerecorded last week before Zion got hurt. Do I already regret some of the takes on this ep.... possibly) 

The boys are here to give you gambling advice so solid you can bet your entire motherfucking life savings on it. Sam has some very realistic and measured predictions when it comes to the Knicks. 

The boys welcome one of the best standups working today, Roy Wood Jr. to the pod. Roy discusses how Hornet's fandom was the safe choice growing up in Alabama (teal isn't exactly a gang color) and reminisces  about some of his favorite Hornets. Sam and Stav also drag the discussion back down to people getting sucked off.