This week the boys try and do a season preview, but get too distracted looking up stories about Shaq fucking. We also shit on Bleacher Report for their dumbass ranking of the best 50 players of all time. 

The boys are back to discuss one more offseason news dump and talk about how big scotty pippen's penis is.

Skeptic and former college basketball player* Ryan Schutt comes in to discuss with absolute certainty that Michael Jordan's father was murdered by the mafia and drop gems about NBA sex parties. So many great NBA conspiracies we didn't even get to. Listen to this ep, but don't worry, we're definitely gonna revisit the topic. 

hahahah team USA lost to France we had to prerecord this ep bc Stav (me, full disclosure I write these) is in Greece, but lol man that is embarrassing. Anyway, our good buddy Yannis drops by the studio to talk about NBA players who have sex. 

Sam and Stav sit down with their buddy Alex English to rank the NBA's most fuckable head coaches. Alex is a hilarious comic, witnessed NBA history (the malice at the palace!) and is gay, adding the much needed "funny fan of basketball that has sex with men" perspective to this discussion

Sam and Stav are joined by their good ole pal Anthony Devito who brings a decidedly New Jersey Italian perspective to the NBA offseason news including, Ben Simmon's dating history, and Boogie's Wedding and the potential criminal investigation that might follow it. 

Sam and Stav recap this week's major hoop stories including Lamar Odom's struggles with beating off, Melo still looking for a team, and a preview of the FIBA world cup. 

Sam and Stav welcome special guest Ronny Chieng to breakdown which NBA players you'd want to have your back in a brawl. Ronny's incredibly successful, he's on the Daily Show, was in the hit film Crazy Rich Asians, but this week, he's discussing whether or not 90's Houston Rockets 2 guard Vernon Maxwell's syphilitic penis would be an asset in a bar fight.  

The boys breakdown all the offseason stories of the past week including:

*David Griffin whining like a lil bitch about being the GM of a championship team with the best player in the world

*Next season's slate of Xmas games

*Team USA looking like ass cheeks

*Carmelo Anthony trying to get into the league while cheating at an all NBA level 

The boys take an embarrassingly well researched look at which NBA team owner is the most fuckable. Please listen or they will have imagined having sex with elderly billionaires for no reason.