Join us for this more miniature episode of fat food but practically a full improved episode. Rey, Roland and Daniel talk about the food metropolis known as Elsa, 4th of July dinners, lucrative reedit bathwater, poisoned eggplant and crucial decisions (booze or food?).

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Welcome to our anniversary episode of Fat Food! It’s pretty unbelievable that we’ve made it a year without falling apart. In this episode we resume our regularly scheduled program, our recording for June was fucked so we had to scrap it completely.  Patreon will be the only place you can hear that episode.  We apologize for the language and offensive language because we like to fuck with your ear snatch. Enjoy!

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Holy Hell this movie is a hard pill to swallow even as Tromavids go. There is so much stupid to unpack here. It isn’t so-bad-it’s-good. It’s just bad. Worth watching at least once though for Mrs. Washinton’s patented Deathwish reenactment. Also, Nazis being nazzeez on the beach. Got some real mall-ninja-shit masterpieces in here. Check out the “switchboard”. I would sooner stab myself than try to use it on someone. That is some embarrassing garbage (I mean “art”). Get ready for a lot of sloooooow surfing scenes that go absolutely nowhere. Have some of Mama’s “home cooking”! …just watch it and see for yourselves.

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Kwantsu dudes (means “free beers”)! You ‘member Donatello?! You ‘member Keno?! Ernie Reyes Jr. has his own movie-with Rob Shnieder as the plucky af, annoying af comic relief. Ninjas! Surprised?! Add a dash of LESLIE NIELSON AS A CYBORG, HOLY SHIT WHY? You ‘member Gamegear?!? Hope you had a shit-ton of batteries for that thing. This flick is heavy on the DESTINY, seriously! Count how many times they say it. Would probably make a great drinking game. Have at.   

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Disclaimer: We are so professional that we constantly make mistakes! We did it again! Unfortunately, we had one of our computers malfunction during recording so we depending on a recording source that had no been thoroughly tested. This is such a MoKuest thing to do. Heh heh! Yes there are audio issues that couldn’t get resolved and this is the result. We can’t just not put something out. We had a good time rummaging through our top 5 duets mix for Joe’s (Jose’s) choice. You get the usual immature language and possible music nerdom somewhere buried deep. Someone may have been jacking it to a mans voice for years…I’ll let you find out! Join Rey, Jamie, Roland, Joe, Daniel and returning guest Bryan as we reveal what duets mean to us!

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Join Rey, Roland and Daniel kill some time while we discuss movies we may or may not want (or care) to see in 2019. Beware rants of Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time and Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series! Lots of spoilers. Lots of misinformation.

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In this episode we have a continuation of the Bday month of Roland picks. Rocketeer, anyone? Little bit of The Shadow, if you will? Hellz yes!  These movies got it all! Jetpacks! The power of the darkness! Genghis Khan wannabes! Nazzies! Jennifer Connelly (of course)! Alec Baldwin with a monster schnoz! Join us as Rey and Daniel tug-a-lug through the many many merits of the beautiful Jenny. She’s no Margo Lane though, hard as she doesn’t try. Now that’s a class (and sass) act for ya. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of preverts? The Shadow, probably. We chose…wisely for the movies…poorly for the Connelly Effect (obsession, rather). The well-endowed thoughts of Lamont would probably agree (have to watch to get that one).     

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Here we go for some soul. For the month of May, we celebrate zeh b-day times for Roland. As such, he felt like throwing a curve–let’s do some JAZZY JAZZ …because I know a lot about that (hell to the no). A slight last-minute tweak threw in some blues too. I mean, it was this or pirate/circus metal….hehehe! So time for the finest of fart-knockage. Breathe deep. This episode was hella fun-mostly for me. Thankfully, we have Daniel to bring us some knowledge and true effort (jazz hop?!?), while the Nancy Nay-Say Cousins took a big Cleveland steamer (nuts and corn) on what “jazz means to me.” The humble purists strike again! I mean, it’s good some people know what they’re [trash]talking about. We were out in Dallas for the Frightmare Weekend convention, and Sweet Baby Rey thought it was a good opportunity to try and record at Joe’s place. Just to give him a little taste of the bullshit that happens before, during, and after a setup (random goblins in the machine). Still, the booze was good, the company was amusing, and I was happy with my picks. Have at!

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On a one-way trip to chugga-liciousness, Round 2. Observe the alcohol soaked fruits of Jamie’s brainchild loins. Drink in the majesty with the rest of us-guesting Bryan… again-as we crack out the percolator (this stuff is DARKNESS) and muddy through the strong stuff. No beer shits here, folks. SEVENTEEN PERCENT? One round here, please. This is some fancy pants stuff! We waste no time subjecting and sacrificing our taste buds for the cause. As all true judgery demands, the struggle is real. These beers were brewed in motor oil. Drinky drinky, boys and girls!

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Time for the second of our cheese-gorefest Tromathon treks. This time we’re treated to what happens when the honor society goes full-penetration (it’s not good–hence, the implication). It gets even worse better when they get ahold of the radioactive gonja and start passing around the glowing yellow spliffs (did they sprinkle some crackmeth innit?). See what happens when people hulk out with six foot boners and insta-trimesters. Shit demons, that’s what. No, really. Couldn’t make up this stuff if we tried. Get ready for an Atomic High courtesy of the “Youth of Tomorrow”.

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