We back with a trash cinema classic! Brought to you by the marvel legend, James Gunn! That’s right people, Mr. Guardians of the Galaxy himself! We all gotta start somewhere. Get ready for boobies, cow women, gratuitous sex, decapitations, monster dong faces, pedo priests and cops eating bagels! “Holy Mary, full of grace, give this bitch the speed of the Holy Spirit!”

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Aka. All Spicy All the Time! Just when you thought the depths of hell have been conquered and the chicken sandwich had been defeated, a new bird has been summoned and our heroes must once again dawn their armored bellies to determine which of the multitude of chicken sandwiches will reign supreme!!! Join King Louie, Jamie, Roland and Bryan as they battle those supernatural forces known as fast food! Will they survive? Is there a twist ending? Is Dave Thompson listening? Find out all this and more on this episode of Fat Food!!!

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Time to slather on the mascara (demon raccoon styles) and dust off the platform boots-we’re getting Gothy tonight! Remember the Rules of the Goths: Embrace the Darkness, KILL YOUR FEAR, Live for Death! We’ve probably done those a few times, Goth or not. Join Rey, Joe, Roland, Bryan, our guest Mickey, and drunken MC Jamie as we go through our picks for the night. If only you could have seen it. They sat in the dark. Not dumb at all. SO GOTH. One candle though. Can’t be frontin’. This was an extra-long recording so get ready for a long sit here. The heckling is strong with this one. But so is the history. Half the group gets trashed. Bring on the noise! 

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So here we’ve had this segment planned a long time in the works-the first of many-the Valley Strange podcast is finally here! This baby has been incubating for many months, and now it’s ready to burst forth from the mighty chest of Rey, like any good alien love child should-ah the miracle of birth (Spaceballs anyone?). So magical. We begin the thiccness of our creeptacular journey with those fun-loving, ultra-normal lovers of the apocalypse. UFO Cults. More importantly, we’re talking about the WESLACO, Texas Ufo cult, the Armageddon Time Ark Base Operation! The original normies. The end is nigh, folks. Get ready to be raptured (maybe not?).    

Sources:

• Brownsville Herald Article (03-30-97)
• Dallas Observer Article (03-24-14)
• Roswell Books Article 
• http://www.atabase.info/
• Pipe Bomb Article
• George Knapp News spot
• CNN Article
• NBC Article

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What were we thinking? We knew how this pile of poo would turn out, and we still stepped in it. With both feets. Some of us seem to love self-harm. Go figure. This was one of the shorter eps we’ve had, but that’s because it’s full of ”quality”. There were a few interesting elements here-like how many crapola awards a movie can win-but otherwise, nah. Hellz nah! If you’re gonna subject yourself to this cup of lukewarm…”comedy”, bring booze. Maybe a lot. Join, Daniel, Rey, and Roland in this trek through the biggest fails in cinematic history (they lost soooo much money).  

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It’s URGENT URGENT! We are dropping this emergency minisode for your ear pleasure because of the return, for a limited time, of Wendy’s infamous spicy nuggets. Jamie couldn’t be happier or more sticky in his pants on this episode. We did connect some dots regarding the conspiracy of the limited time spicy nuggets…your government, Dave Thomas, Dave Thompson(?), LBJ, JFK, Elvis, Chris Farley, the Clintons, the Bush’s are all involved. Enjoy, but be warned! This episode is deliciously revealing.

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On to the glorious history of SPAM. So many varieties of canned meat, who knew? I prefer mine crispy, but this stuff is tasty straight outta the tin (for the purists out there). Bryan really went all out for this episode, and we ended up with 8 different kinds of Stuff Posed As Meat (and the OG). If only you could have seen the disgusted look on Jamie’s face. He hates it. Made it even better. Someday, if we’re lucky, we’ll try the vaunted Spam-filled DONUTS! If only. Can your farts smell Spammy? Does Jamie’s place still stink of the wonderment of zeh canned spiced ham? Does BREWTUS like it? Did we have enough tortillas? These are important questions. Will we ever get answers? Join Rey, Jamie, Daniel, Roland, and Bryan on this surprisingly tasty episode. We do this to ourselves for you, the people. In your name we Spam!  

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The Criterion crew is back with another film of the artistic persuasion! Join Idanya, D.A., Ron and special guest Cougar as they explore Robocop! Unlike most criterion selections Robocop is meant to entertain…from the director that brought you Showgirls?

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Here we crack out some of that old, old, old school mixery. AKA “What Folk Means to Me Mix”, join Daniel, Joe, Rey, and Roland as they try and navigate the many types of folk music. Jk. That didn’t really happen. This was a fun experiment though. Some of us felt like trying to dig a bit outside the hegemonic (<—is too a word!) constraints of that golden, rag timey wimey genre and unearth some funky cheese poppers. Others just went with the classics. Le sigh. Mongolian Folk Metal. Need we say more? Huehuehue. Chigeddy check it out.   

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Holy Shinto! Prepare for the legend centuries in the making of The Great White Ninja. Despite high hopes for the Chosen One, they were wrong…they were VERY wrong. He played with his nips, danced on a pole, screamed bloody murder at just about anything, became a pimp (who knew ninjas were rolling in so much skrilla?), slapped a guy in the face with fish, flirted with bomb disposal, and became a ninja master (mostly). It’s not his best work, but it is worth watching at least once or several times if you hate yourself. The guy was a King of the Sight Gag and a Lord of Slapstick. A Silly Bastardo that cut himself down in his prime like his own heroes did before him, allegedly. We suggest he’s kicking it with Elvis and Bowie in space. Regardless of our opinion on the matter, please join us as we sort of talk about Beverly Hills Ninja!  

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