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Here we are with the second of our continued Extended Worrellverse selections. Just in time for the holidays, we have Ernest bringing the Xmas spirit to make us forget our corporate overlords are just milking our yuletide paychecks. The point is-having to buy shiet for people we don’t like for the sake of pretendo-feels sucks. So be selfish instead. Listen in as Ernest ensures the next Santa Claus survives long enough to pass on his eagle powers to the next Kris Kringle down the line. Without Ernest, there would be no Jolly Fat Man to save us from rampaging children at the most wonderful time of the year. Join Rey, Roland, Daniel, and Bryce as we review another classic EW selection.   
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So this episode is a quick, single mic, three-person review of The Rockwell in McAllen, TX. It was a last-minute decision since we as a MoKuest group rarely ever go out and just enjoy a pleasant evening. But no evening would be complete without drinks, pizza and a podcast. Join Rey, Jamie, and Bryan in our “Rapid Reaction” (that’s Bryans Movie Review) of the Rockwell Tap House and Brick Oven Pizza place.

Welcome to our final exploration into trash cinemas magnum opus, The Toxic Avenger! Somehow society deemed it worthy to be introduced to children via a cartoon.

Oh Hellz yes. Here we go on the first of the Toxic Avenger movie series. Near and dear to our hearts, this movie is funny as hell and just as dumb (the best). Melvin Ferd is your run-of-the-mill spazoid janitor (not a nerd-too dumb) at a local gym. That is until he finds a lucky conveniently-placed barrel of toxic sludge to catch his fall, turning him into a hero for justice-the mutant superhero Toxie. Marvel in the 80s at its best! Nunchucks! Samurai Swords! Everyone knows Kung Fuck You Up Style! Join Bryce, Rey, and Roland as we review this cult favorite from Troma Entertainment.   
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So this started out as an innocent enough sounding idea. “How about that Christ-o-mas fun, yeah?” “X gonna give it to ya!”… cue about ten different kinds of cookies into a stomach, and guess what? You feel like Santa deserves to suffer. At least, we do. For our heart rate, join Jamie, Bryan, Rey, and Roland as we eat ourselves into a pre-diabetic coma.
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This one shoulda been in a shit-fest listing somewhere. We recommend this only with lots of alcohol. Even then, you may be better off leaving this in the landfill with all those ET Atari games. Based on the DC Comics character, John Henry Irons is Steele, played by the Shaq Attack himself. Shaquille O’neal is an ex-military weapons specialist who finds his weapons have been co-opted on the streets by Evil John Bender (Judd Nelson), his one-time associate. Watch in as Shaq takes back his home turf using a suit of armor that totally doesn’t look like it was made in a garage somewhere. Scrapyard Batcave. ‘Nuff said. Join Roland, Daniel, Bryce, and Rey as we tear into the Free Throw Fails of Steel. 
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In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous…oops! Sorry, I thought the Criterion crew was discussing an episode of SVU! Join Idanya, D.A., Ron, and Cougar (sort of…he didn’t watch the movie eeeekkkk) as they explore the “beauty” of this artistic masterpiece. Apparently it’s a movie that has killed. You’ve been warned!

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So, here again at last for our (now) Yearly Turkey Time Special. The theme this year is Shiets From A Can (And Jars). Can’t forget the BEANS AND SPAM! We are high-class hobos this year in our bargain-bin budget-binging. Canned tamales were a favorite. This is our first attempt at a video-cast. Marvel at our Made-For-TV-Mugs! Swoon at the Baby Rey Power Pouty Face! Jamie! No shirt! Still behind the camera! Roland brings the full-blown cyber-gothiness! Bryan has (told ya) brown hair! We wish we could share the flavor with you all. Check us out as we get stuffed! 

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Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire, Gimme Yeeeaahhh! In honor of Jimbo’s recent re-rehab check-in, we decided to try for an homage to all that is the Metal Militia. We’re trying a different formula this time around with our mixtape. Everyone picks their favorite tracks and we vote for One List to Rule Them All. We all get a crack at our best metal-lingo accents (ohhhh yeeeeah!) Listen on as Rey, Roland, and Daniel attempt to bring the metal.  This one’s for you, James!
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We would like to thank Five Foot Five for letting us use their song “Texas Held’em” from the album Just For Living. Check them out on Spotify and Apple Music! 

Stick a fork in this mini-fats episode. Question. Do you love Popeye’s chicken? Enough to KILL!?! What do you think of Arby’s “megetables”. How ‘bout that PBR eh (garbage)? Hell, even Little Caesar’s wants a piece of that impossible “pretend-meats” action. If you’ve already heard about this cheese, greats for you. This is just a pre-fattening crack-attack before the big Thanksgiving Fat-Inna-Can food review next weekend. Join Daniel, Rey, Roland, and Bryce as we share some silly food news to the masses, from the masses.  

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This one is a sort of oddities and occult updates post on what we fart around with on the internets and social media. We run through some declassified government silliness, conspiracy cover-ups, and one of the largest publicly-researched archives of UFOlogy in the world (UFO hoarders much?). Join Rey, Bryce, and Roland on this shrinky-dink of an ep.  

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