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So we’re trying out some new AoMx challenge playlists and our first little foray is picking our favorite track one tunes. Next time…maybe track two?! Have a few /s sandwiches with that last sentence (mmm). Listen in as D-town Joe comes in with his clutch list as usual-done and done with 30 minutes left before we started (plenty of time). Some of us pros can change it up mid-recording (it’s called talent). Daniel’s last track had a particularly hilarious sense of casual dark humor (pigeons CAN be funny). The Humble Purist blesses us with one of his favorite Pixies tracks (no Beatles?!?). Roland picks a track a toddler could have written (who knew they could be so cool?). Laugh as we take a massive raging hate-dump on Craig-bot spasming through our picks. Laugh more as we get a slightly better experience with Rhythm-bot’s wonky-ass controls only working when it damn well feels like it. Somehow, it was fun. Probably the alcohol. Join Rey, Roland, Daniel, and Joe for a quick run through some of our favorites.

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Tonight we would like to invite you all to a five-course meal…at Taco Bell. The Franchise Wars declared a winner is them in this classic Stallone stomp-fest. John Spartan is a cop who kicks names and takes ass (Huxley-ism). Unfortunately, he’s outsmarted by Simon Phoenix, a true agent of murderous, goofy chaos–and ends up being sent to prison and put into suspended animation for his efforts. ‘Cause y’know…that’s a thing they did in the ‘90s. Years later, he’s thawed to discover that Phoenix was also put on ice-but set free in the future to kill a guy named…Edgar…Friendly. No, really. He wakes to find his world has gone to shit, and then it got a healthy dose…of milquetoast. Surrounded by joy-joy be-well sissies, Spartan must deal with an urge to knit, evil Mr. Rogers, and those three fuckin’ seashells. All of this…and no smokes–or salt, caffeine, bad language, burgers, beers–hurray for the future! Join Daniel, Roland, and Rey as we marvel at the society of 2032 in all its wimpy cringe-glory. 

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After a slight delay, we are hella-enthused to crack on through our “Books of the Strange” series with number two, the acclaimed classic first-hand account of the extra-terrestrial abduction experience, Communion: A True Story. Written by Whitley Strieber, this book records his thoughts and feelings as his life was forever changed by visitors, not from Earth. What should be an otherwise perfect life of contentment is suddenly ruined by an unexplained sense of disquiet in his mind that only gets worse over time. Strieber hides his unease from his family, struggling in silence. He is plagued by memories that never happened, but he feels otherwise. Places he’s never seen. Technology beyond what is possible. Inhuman beings and examinations. He discovers his mind has been altered and decides to dive down the rabbit hole to find the truth. That, or accept that he’s lost his mind. Join, Rey, Roland, and Daniel as we cover the first book of Strieber’s Communion series.

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Music provided by Bryce Leka & L. Rey Miranda (aka King Louie, aka BEEF, aka EL Rey, aka HK).
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Beginning the next Cinekuest “Apocalypse Trilogy” we bring you Shaun of the Dead. With this first “Cornetto-verse” pick we bring you the dark comedic genius of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, arguably the funniest duo in existence. They bring plenty of feels too though when Shaun’s entire world as he knows it comes crashing down to eat his ass. In this context, eating ass = not good. Talkin’ about those hard undead Z-words, folks, comin’ to take a bite outta all life as we know it. And the safest place to go when dead shit hits the fan? A bar, BABY! If the world was gonna get fucked, why not get trashed while you’re at it? Can’t get any worse…could it? Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we kick off this next round of Cinekuest quarantine chronicles.

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The Smashing Pumpkins: Era OneAs we come into the Epoch of Rey Prime (), El Bday Boy has chosen to record this Mixtape on the Smashing Pumpkins. This dive covers the first few albums (it’s a start) as the entirety of the Snatching Apples discography would take more than we can cover in just one ep (by a true fan, anyway-whatever that is). As a fun coincidence, Daniel shaved his head in honor of this episode and in tribute to renowned contrarian and frontman of the band, BillyBob Corgan. The Splooshing Papayas have an unmistakable sound to their music, and here we try our best to keep up with the Quintessential Humble Purist (), Kylo El-Rey, as he disgorges his modest fandom. Cover your eyes, children. Join Rey, Roland, Bryce, Daniel, and back from reality- D-Town Joe as we cover these Alt-rock Icons, The Spanking Pineapples.    
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In this episode of Cinekust, we bring you to the final movie in the “Apocalypse Trilogy” with In the Mouth of Madness, John Carpenter’s most overt incorporation of Lovecraftian themes in his films to date. Ultra bad-fuckin-ass insurance investigator, John Trent, has no time for hack horror writers-get him a tape if you could? He is completely unaware of the viral sensation that is Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen (as Sutter Cane), an author who has a god-process complex inflicted (or invited?) upon him by an “evil older than mankind and wider than the universe”. With great lines like, “Your books SUCK!”, to “Oh, no, not The Carpenters…” and some “Great, uh… tell him I say hi.”, we know you’ll be interested. Check this out with us. Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel on another episode of Cinekuest Video.

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Debarge it downtime, folks. If none of you have seen it, then you’ve got time this self-quarantining/social distancing eve to check The Last Dragon with us. The only guy that stands between Sho ‘Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem, and total supremacy is the (eats popcorn using chopsticks with a straight face) serious, the saucy (“Hothead, needs cool water”), Leeroy Greene. 
“Bruce” Leeroy is a man on a personal quest to attain The Glow, mighty power of spiritual Kung fury oneness. The son of a pizzeria owner, this martial arts master must navigate murderous kung-fu street gangs hell-bent on designating his ass for dismemberment, psychopathic arcade owners with piranha tanks, an asshole little brother (Ritchie has delusions of grandeur wet dreams-we hates him, but he does know how to pop-and-lock out of being tied up), all while helping his “friend” learn some “moves”. Did we mention the soundtrack is badasscool? Synthfunkbass twangage tracks were at their best in the 80s. 
Will Bruce Leeroy successfully keep the power of The Glow out of the hands of evil? Listen in with Daniel, Rey, and Roland, as we ask important questions like, “Why didn’t Ritchie die?” or “He shoulda cracked his head wide open.” or the classic, “Fuck Ritchie and his leather pants.” (real questions probably). 

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Welcome to another episode of Fat Food for Phat People. Today we dine…on cereal. Breakfast at night is the best. Dry-ass milk-less cereal…not so much. Ask Daniel, he’ll tell you about it. For the rest of us non-edgelord normies…well two of us were able to finish the whole box…ugh. Still not as bad as eating all those cookies that one time. Listen and see as we go over some food news, the usual It-Tastes-Good-in-my-Mouth, and a possible new segment, Tastes-Like-Shiet (tentative name) before we try and down a whole damn box of cereal (spoiler-not everyone can). Join us as Daniel bemoans and besnarks his lack of moo-juice for the occasion, Rey “God of Crunch” bites through the bag (he’s a growing boy), Roland ends up with the largest portion (makes perfect nonsense), Bryan calmly shovels down a few bowls, and Jamie puts on clothes for the camera as he inhales (he doesn’t breathe when he eats) his Dusty-O’s.

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Sexytime Sambas? Beats Under the Sheets? Shag Shack Shanties? Smashville Sonatas? Trip X WrEckX Tracks? The Ballad of the Beast With Two Bootys? Destination: Splooshpalooza? Poundtown Playl(i/u)st? P2V Mix? Rhythms For the Jizzms? F#@K S0N6z? This was music we wanted all of you to bone down to on V-day….but we’re lazy and missed it by just the tip. Still. Here we are with our picks for setting the mood on a night with your…I wanna say love?… Lovelike?…that person? All of that. Go yous likerburbs. Shake whatcha got. Practice your helicopter. Don’t eat chili beforehand. Light some candles. Take a shower. Wipe. The woiks. Join Rey (Beef), Bryce (presenting Dtown Joe’s Picks), Bryan-of-the-brown-hair, Darkwing Drunk, and Roland as we muddle through this…emotion?  

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Here we go on another Mini-News VS Special: V-day True Crime Tryouts. I mean, we do have a few interesting tidbits to feed the outer limits masses-anyone out there have any experience coding with Python? If so, then you have a chance to zip through some raw data and mebbe interpret some space signals-for science! Another post runs on the ever-never-ending kuest for funding-for science again! If these nerds can get some public cheddar, then they might actually get some concrete credibility (those pesky naysayers). Lastly, everyone takes a turn at reading some romance romps that went…less rompy, and more ravage~y. DO WE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO GO PRO?!! Join Bryan, Rey, Bryce, Roland, and Daniel as we ham it up with our best-worst voicing talents. 

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Music provided by Bryce Leka & L. Rey Miranda (aka King Louie, aka BEEF, aka EL Rey, aka HK).
If you have a paranormal/supernatural story to share, email us at [email protected]