Hey guys, idiot Janno here to say: Pfft, digital footprint? What's that?

Anyways the boys talk about what chair they'd rather sit in while at a friend's house. And buddy, it's like Foucault/Chomsky. Wittgenstein/Popper. Searle/Derrida. You wouldn't believe the wacky antics these crazy dumdums get into.

It will literally change your life.

Hey everyone! Uninformed, dumbass Janno here with another description of a podcast episode.

We talk going straight to heaven v.s. reincarnating until you build up enough karma to get to heaven and a secret second topic that's even more controversial.

Also being upfront here I just started playing online poker in the second half so if you hear all those clicks and you hate it, I'm so sorry--I'll never online gamble again.

Hey guys Janno here. Writing the description for this ep because I'm sick nasty with it.

This episode we talk about Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan and which white boy (Brad Pitt or Paul Walker) does a more entertaining accent.

Also I spread misinformation around in this episode because I talk about Bruce Lee as if I fricken know the guy. But it's ok because everyone makes fun of me for it? Idk. Have fun listening to the boys talk once again.

The Council convenes to make two critical decisions: the best field trip and the best rhythm game. All judgements are final unless we look back at one of these and are like maybe we were wrong here but that like, never happens.

I didn't have DJ Hero but I think I would have been a more well-adjusted person had I bought it. That's a problem for another time I guess. I could try and actually learn to DJ but I kind of already know a bit and that little bit is enough. If you do all that, good for you, it ain't for me.

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This episode was long due. For your entertainment tonight...

The balls.

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If you really think about it, blurbs are kinda dumb. Okay maybe not but I'm tired today and if you're on this episode, you already know what time it is.

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I just need to admit it - I bricked. I meant to post this episode like four weeks ago, and I went online and was like yeah I'll be posting weekly. Everyone believed me completely, so I gotta be transparent here. And that's what this episode is truly about: being better. We are going to start providing a higher level of quality starting right after this sentence.

Anyway I totally forgot what this episode was about. Please listen to it regardless.

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Love,

Jay

Janno here once again. Writing this caption because I'm the one uploading the episode this time. Let's see.

The council debates the age old question of whether it's better to be a boy going to Jupiter to get more stupider, or a girl going to college to get more knowledge.

Also--you fuck with indoor or outdoor pools?

Find out the right opinion in just an hour.

With everything on the line, the council convenes to decide two major battles: Donald Glover vs Childish Gambino, and Alien Invasion vs Zombie Outbreak. It's not zombies...

Honestly, when did people get all obsessed with watching people getting eaten alive? I figured after the first ever zombie movie humanity would have shat itself in fear and been all like Good Lord we must unite to make sure the T-Virus never gets out. I blame Resident Evil personally, like why is a ZOMBIE virus labeled with the letter T? And I'M the one who failed English in the 6th grade?

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The council convenes to settle a few long-standing rivalries, like Surf v. Turf and Tom v. Jerry. The decisions made are kinda final but not really but still final.

Pending further review.

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