all i can say is they were always right.

either way tHe boys arE back to talk about the hot goss these past two weeks: Diddy and lIzzo but not both at the same time, like Divided? I mean not looking greaT for both but one team is def worse off you know?

Also Lizzo backtracked on the music thing, not sure what the real meaning was but it's really all the same. If there's anyone to really be mad at, remember how Jay-Z said he was gonna quit music after the Black Album? That's waaaaay worse in my opinion but whatever. Hold up, someone's at the door.

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Always a party, even if it's a week late.

When did you pop your Whopperginity? Yeah that felt awful to type. Either way Kid Michael tells us about his First Time, to much laughter. I remember my First Time: it was on a beach and... I should not share the rest of this story.

Also we talked about the movies again because all you really wanna do is think about the next popcorn bucket promo. It's the "chaotic good" of modding. "Chaotic evil" can be found on Tik Tok, but you're better off not finding it. No more details available.

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The new MLB pants are out, and I gotta get me a pair ASAP. But nothing like lycra-thin active sportswear to get the boys talking about... well I mean come on. There's literally only one direction that this conversation could have went. Host desire for pants unrelated.

Also we talked about how we're being lied to about plastic recycling. Really makes you reconsider all the eco-friendly tips we've learned over the years. Time to take a long, hard look at what they told us and think for a minute: does it make sense? And if you don't wanna do that, just listen to the episode.

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Let's pretend I misspelled Dragon in the title, but also act like it means more than it should...

Either way big surprise as we hire a new Junior Associate to the firm, KID MICHAEL. Though he may be young, he can remember anything he reads and then use it in law. It seems like a TV show but he insisted and I'm doing a new thing this year where I trust people.

EITHER EITHER WAY we talk about the common conception of dragons and how it confuses me in Martial Arts. This is because I have a limited world view and never got to read mythology from anywhere else but the white-ass education system. Though if I'm being real, those dragons are cool as fuck.

We also talk about getting scammed IRL, and this makes for the third episode of the season of one of us getting scammed. I'm starting to sense a trend...

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I mean the title speaks for itself but I guess I have more characters...

Anyways this episode the boys discuss something that's often thought of: who's your favorite Outkast member? I know there's only 2 but in law there's also only 2 so suck me. Even if that isn't right just accept it and move on.

This episode is like, forever late. Spotify hit us with a lil switcharoo on the recording stuff but I've figured it out, and we're gonna catch up FAST cause I got shit to do during our vacay. SO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK CAUSE WE GOT A FUN LIL' SURPRISE FOR YALL.

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Palworld exists, but the world of pals may not... idk what that means but we talked about Palworld and how everything is everywhere all at once. Frfr why does every game have to have everything in it? I'm a fan of games that do a few things really well. Like Megaman X or Battletoads, I get pissed at the bike level. Do one thing and be good at it. Life lesson.

Also we watched the OnlyFans cooking show together while muted in incognito mode so that you don't have to! Subscribe to Jay's OF page so that he can be a contestant!

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This was a long time coming.

Lego has been bricking left and right in the age where they really could swang. To prove it, Lego Fortnite did what they literally should have done like 3 years ago. The video games they have now are okay, but if you really think about it they should be so much more.

Either way, face the thrilling tale of one person who just wanted to go to a comedy show, but got so much more. Tbh he just keeps getting targeted by the internet, at this point I would have become a hermit but the human soul is indomitable or some shit like that either way don't be late to stuff.

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This is essentially a part two for last episode, turns out sometimes you just gotta take a hard look in the mirror and be like damn, I'm pretty gullible. Rather than take a narrow focus and see how bad the problem is, we zoomed all the way out and looked for all the dumb little moments of weakness in which advertising weaseled something useless into our lives.

Also we talked about the good old days of non legalization, and how people just suck. Not all people, surely not all dealers. But come on, that shit was unbearable back then. Every time I go to the dispensary I think, "At least I'm not waiting in the snow for some guy who's gonna flake on me after 2 hours." The future fucking rocks.

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You know, I never thought I was an easy target for ads until Tik-Tok happened. Like, I was always the type to immediately skip ads so I just learned to tune them out, but now ads are also people? I just don't know anymore, we may be closing in on the Matrix here. Either way we recount some of the best scams we fell under through the monstrosity of Tik Tok.

Also we talk about The Karate Kid and how it created weeb culture. Everytime older people highroad you about what you enjoy, remember these people were watching Ralph Macchio and calling him Daniel-san. YIKES. If you listen and still don't believe me, go to a YouTube comments section for a Karate Kid clip. That's all I need to say about that.

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I forgot to post last week, that's on me. Either way peoples be going on vacation. This is a fact. In this ep, two of the boys are coming back from Vegas, regaling us with tales outside the casino... or inside? I think the buffet was inside? Honestly my memory is not what it used to be but I'm trying, damn it.

Also get swizzled with another great story from Jay's memory vault, this time going all the way back to elementary school! You may not have known from the way he looks, but Jay used to be a master of Krav Maga. Well at least the nut-punching part, he was really good at that. If only we could return to the people we used to be...

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