The council time travels to make decisions on some of the biggest deals in the early 2000's: Peak CN vs Nick and X-Men vs Sam Raimi Spider-Man.

Remember to punish the defeated accordingly, or just burn CD's and destroy them. Either is fine, really.

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No, not like going to a different decade, just like going back mentally but you're still here. Either way the Council makes two vital decisions for the inner-child: soft-serve vs hard ice cream and Pokemon TCG now vs before.

Adjust your life accordingly and we'll see you next week!

The council convenes for two big face-offs: Moo Deng vs. Pesto the Penguin and Stuart Little vs. Remy. Someone thought they were gonna shoot 2 for 2 from the free throw line on this one. Gonna leave it at that.

The real winner for both is snakes. Like, pretty sure on that one. I trust that one movie where the snakes were the main bad guy, but also I fell asleep during so maybe I missed some steps.

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Two main topics on the tables tonight: picking a decisive conspiracy theory and settling the Ultimate Warrior debate. Alien vs Predator. I watched that movie when I was a kid but hadn't seen any of the source material. I was rooting against both. Now that I've seen both movies, I am rooting against both. Acid blood is overrated, ingest more bases. Not like a dangerous amount mind you, but still, even yourself out.

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Hey everyone--Janno here. I'm writing the caption for this episode and boy oh boy am I excited.

Let's see...in this ep looks like we talk about shitting our pants. Wow for like a really long time. Hmm. Well uh, wish it wasn't my turn to do this but uh here goes.

Janno argues that walkable cities are overrated, while Jay proposes whether laser tag or Chuck E Cheese was the cooler kids birthday party.

See what the high council decides is the correct opinion on this episode!

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The council reconvenes after a hiatus to deliberate on two major topics: getting into Star Wars now and which Spider-Man is the Chosen One?

The moral of both stories is to step your reference game up. For advice, follow us on social media. Our references are solid af.

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Two topics are brought before the council: are the Beatles still good, and are Roguelites getting out of hand? Which then brings up the question: why didn't they Roguelite Guitar Hero when it died? Like, we all bought those dumbass controllers, can't play Halo on 'em so maybe?

Shouts out to our boy Indy for presenting before the council. He made a pretty fun game that you can find on Steam. The game comes out October 24th, AND there's a demo! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2927520/Tower_of_Nod/

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The council convenes to speak of two important topics: the best TV Talent Shows and the need/desire to ever visit Manhattan. Now I know what you're thinking, where else can I find Madame Tussauds? And the answer may surprise you: Atlantic City. AND you can gamble there. My money's on that one.

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We have risen out of the ashes of our law firm building (unrelated to current claims) to answer the true calling of society: telling people how to feel about things. As such, we discuss Video Game movies in conjunction with sharing our hopes for progeny. Though many factors may influence such hopes, we focus on one central point: Valorant Son or Overwatch Daughter.

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It's been a minute but we're back, and had to talk about it. Really didn't expect him to die. Crazy. War indeed never changes.

We talked about other stuff too, but the OJ stuff is... well, it exists. So much so that I have nothing more to talk about here, so follow our socials and we'll see you later!