Greetings ferns,

This week Julie is joined by a very special guest host, our dear pal and friend of the show Jenna Pulkowski! Both Allison and Janine were out this week, but the band will be back together soon. For now, Julie and Jenna proudly present... The Chronicles of FLMF.

Lots of love,

Allison, Julie, and Janine

Hey y'all,

Well, that one was a doozy, no? This was the first episode in quite awhile where Janine didn't see any of it at all, and we were very prepared for some earnest "oh, shit" action. Needless to say, it happened. Come for the Beardsley weirdness (Beardsley weirdsleys?) and stay for an, ah, emphatic response to that John Quincy Myers appearance.

Lots of love,

Allison, Julie, and Janine

Hey y'all,

This week we were joined by our favorite twins, Keenan and Scottie, for a rousing discussion of a good episode with a bad title. You'll hear us reference the live show a few times (it was so fun, thanks to those who came!) which we'll post down the line, but for now content yourselves with this enthusiastic cake-fueled chat (and one little bonus minisode for Patreon subscribers, the first in a series we're calling "Janine's Corner: The Janine Experience").

Lots of love,

Allison, Julie and Janine

Hey y'all,

We're back! And so is the show! And so are you! Hurrah! And you know what's not back?

THE BANGS!

Cocktails (and pamplemousse LaCroix) in hand, the drunks got together to watch and discuss an hour with a wedding, a boning montage, some very pretty but questionable woodwork, and wigs of varying degrees of crunchiness. Do we have quibbles? Yes. Are we so, so glad our special program is back? Yes. Do we make that clear by talking for TWO AND A HALF HOURS? Yes.

Want to hear more about all of the above? Com join us at our live show on Saturday (check our Facebook page!)

And by the way, it was Pusha T, not T-Pain.

Lots of love,

Julie, Allison, and Janine

"Mischief Maker" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Hey y'all,

Look! An actual trailer! Julie, Allison, and Janine got together to watch and discuss a much heartier preview than we've seen so far. And Julie made a cocktail!

Lots of love, Allison, Julie, and Janine

Hey y'all,

Allison, Julie, and Janine got very holly and jolly to watch the recently shared first look at Outlander's fifth season, and of course it went in an unexpected direction. Heads up that this episode contains a fair amount of in-the-boooooooks stuff, so if you're planning to read the book before watching the season (or after, but want to experience it without any spoilers) you'll want to switch off once that starts.

Lots of love—

Allison, Julie & Janine

Hey y'all,

The three of us couldn't manage to get it together to record this episode in one place, so what you've got is Julie and Allison reacting to the Outlander season five teaser trailer, Janine reacting to the Outlander season five teaser trailer, and Allison and Julie reacting to Janine reacting to the Outlander season five teaser trailer. We hope it is at least moderately entertaining. We'll be sharing the videos themselves, in one handy compilation, in a post to come shortly for Patreon folks.

Also, please send us hotness suggestions! Twitter! Facebook! Email ([email protected])! Do your worst!

Lots of love,

Allison, Julie, and Janine

Hey y'all, New episode! We got together to talk about how fall has been, new TV shows, Janine's new podcast, and what the hell we're going to talk about until February. On that topic, you'll hear us discuss what's probably going to be a three-episode miniseries we need your help to put together. You can comment here, share your ideas on Twitter (@podlandercast) or in our Slack channel, or email us at [email protected]. Yours in hotness, Allison, Julie, and Janine

Hello, friends!

We'll get back to the Dune vase soon, we promise, but we decided to blow the dust off the ol' microphones with some light chat about how we spent our summer vacations, podcasts, mystery novels, and barbaric boning.

Lots of love,

Julie, Allison, and Janine

Hey y'all -

Here it is, our unintentional part two, our realization that we needed a part two, and a long, long conversation about man-in-bear-suit. The photo above will be addressed.

We've got an Anyway, Patty coming for you this weekend, too!

Last thing: Will you be at C2E2? If so, give us a shout—Allison will be there for work and would love to say hi.

Lots of love,

Julie, Allison, Janine, Kevin, and Neal