We can't even be pithy. This episode is horrifying.

Jaime's in prison and Claire is going to get him out, dammit.

Jenny and Claire bond, then Murtaugh takes a turn as Mama Rose.

The Watch comes to Lallybroch, Jenny gives birth, and Ian gets his groove back.

We meet Jenny, we see pecker, and we can't go home again

Jaime hears the whole truth and gives Claire a hand.

Claire and Geillis stand trial for having vaginas and Ned shows up to help

The Duke of Sandringham returns to steal this show and Laoghaire continues to be the absolute worst.

Jaime makes choices, Claire prefers to stand, and ugh Laoghaire is back.

The ladies of the Drunkcast step away from the Outlander season one re-watch to offer some suggestions on other shows you might want to check out, including Grace and Frankie, Atlanta, and the best television show in the history of the world.