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  We are sick of talking about AFL teams beginning with C, especially those with an "n" and a "t" in them.  So we do our best to talk about other things leading into Gather Round

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   Surprise surprise we talk a lot about Carlton, using insightful quotes from Alexander the Great as well as Alexander the Not-Too-Bad (aka Dom's son Alex).  Dom gets worked up and Martin pokes the Bear.

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  So many possibilities for titles this week - from unumpirable rules to the opposite of nonchalance.  The AFL keeps out-doing itself with complexity and inequity.  But we are here to help you work it all out. All with no mention of the price of fuel.

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  Part B kicks off with our favourite French Bulldog (well, equal favourite) disgracing himself.  Sound is fixed and we uncover the secret of the old club songs sung by The Fable Singers in 1972

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  We've split this one because the first 20 minutes (part A) has a few audio issues (sorry!)  Fixed in Part B :) Martin is of course Cock-A-Hoop after Opening Round and Dom wants to talk about anything other than footy

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I caught up with Paddy and Mark ("Edmo") in London in the off season and talked fishmongers, bloodbaths, pies and dogs. Oh and of course, Bazzball...

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In Part 2 we analyse how cheer squads should use the principles of curling in AFL games and Martin complains for three hours about the draw. Again

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We're back! Join us in 2026 for a no-insight, pointless ramble around the world of AFL or anything else we notice

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In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest updates from the AFL, including team changes, player injuries, and reflections on the preliminary finals. They delve into the emotional aspects of player selection for the grand final and share insights from the recent Brownlow Medal ceremony, highlighting both achievements and controversies. The conversation also touches on cultural observations within the league, particularly regarding player names and team perceptions. In this episode, the hosts delve into various topics ranging from the quirks of language to predictions for the upcoming grand final. They analyze team performances, particularly focusing on Collingwood and GWS, and discuss the importance of mental resilience in sports. The conversation also touches on Formula One, the rise of zero alcohol beverages, and the challenges of creating good non-alcoholic wine. Finally, they brainstorm ideas for their own 'Pointless Awards' to celebrate the most trivial moments of the season.