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Ever wondered whether umpires like feedback?  Get the 5-minute answer from three blokes in a boat

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Another late change.  Out: Martin.  In: Gemma. Which was great news as neither of us felt like talking footy at all after last week, and especially not with a gloating Collingwood fan.  So we talked fishing.  Sadly the discussion did weave its way back to footy, with some great insights into the Tennis Ladder, lots of thuds, the concept of GWS having an Underhang and importantly - some outstanding feathering.  Over to you!

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Late change this week with Gemma unwell forcing us to use the Medical Sub early and we were pretty pleased with ourselves we have to admit...  Martin and I are joined by  David Rowell, father of the Gold Coast Suns superstar Matt, live from Darwin.  We get the inside word on what's happening in Darwin including playing in basically 100% humidity and rumours of new guernseys for the Suns.  Naturally we also try again to explain the tennis ladder and talk about Sunday Beltings.  Enjoy!

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To celebrate double-digit podcasting, this week the three of us are reunited and hitting the big topics in the AFL - not just whether Luke Beveridge will last past the weekend (everyone is covering that), but the important things like are there actually any worms living in the MCG turf?  Who has a Yip Predisposition?  Are Thuds contextual?  And if you don't come to earth with a Thud, is it more like falling gently to earth like a... feather??  Sorry about the length - we couldn't shut Martin up after Collingwood's win last week...

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Without Gemma this week, who was subbed out for birthday celebrations (happy birthday Gemma!) Martin and Dom discuss who doesn't really have a proper rival and should therefore have to sit it out on Rivalry Round, whether Carlton thudded, having a sook and having a ping, all while eating and analysing the ingredients of Chicken Crimpy biscuits.

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A different one this week!  Alex and Dom find themselves at Marvel Stadium for Pointless Cup II, Carlton vs GWS.  Insightful commentary on glow-in-the-dark jumpers, how many seconds in a year and lots of gratuitous da da da da daaaas as the Blues notch up a famous victory.  We even managed to accidentally record our favourite line from someone in the crowd shouting at the umpire - "YOU'VE GOT ONE JOB!"

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In this week's episode, we explore the weird and wonderful world of worm burning (singeing?), where the chewy might actually be on your boot, how to find your car at VFL Park and other equally pointless stuff.  We also check in on the moral premiership, the Pointless Brownlow and Tennis Ladder and round off with the usual Smileometer and Thud Review.  Over to you!

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After the FOOTY FEAST of "Gather Round", the three of us are back together and actually talk quite a bit about football (apologies).  We identify who thudded and who is still languishing, touch on the Smileometer and update the moral premiership and two VERY EXCITING developments on the Tennis Ladder...  

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In a bonus this week, with Gemma away and Martin unable to join, Dom sits down with his son Alex to talk about inter-generational Carlton (and other) supporters, what team's mascots can and can't be eaten and other key topics, like... redemption

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Our fifth episode and we think we have finally got the SOUND right!  We talk about ridiculous byes in round 3 and 4, say hello to the rising Saints, talk about languishing, the smile-ometer and introduce the Thud Radar - is your team on it...???